Kuvi_Wildwolf
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You do too think the world revolves around me. You are just playing hard to get. /superpowered stalking on I'll catch you yet my precious.
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You do too think the world revolves around me. You are just playing hard to get. /superpowered stalking on I'll catch you yet my precious.
RyanBlack
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people who think the world revolves around them really irritate those of us whom the world really does revolve around
Sensualdreamer
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people who think the world revolves around them really irritate those of us whom the world really does revolve around
Watcha trying to say
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you get a free pass on rampant stupidity and general douchebaggery. If you do these things, don't be surprised when someone verbally rips you a new one.
RyanBlack
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how much does a season pass cost?? Can I purchase separate passes for rampant stupidity and rampant erections or is that covered by the general douchebaggery? Can I buy some credits for specific douchebaggery? Does it cost less if I only practice douchbaggery on men and are the sexy men more expensive than the yukky ones? Do I get free penis pic posting included with my purchase?
I just wanna know the benefits before handing out my credit card information on the internet
SweetMystery
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Please don't give me an extremely detailed description of your kink...one I may not even be into...in your first PM to me!
Oh...and try to keep track of your random, generic PMs. If I politely turned you down or didn't respond the first time, receiving the exact same message every two weeks does not endear you to me!
Oh...and try to keep track of your random, generic PMs. If I politely turned you down or didn't respond the first time, receiving the exact same message every two weeks does not endear you to me!
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Oh...and try to keep track of your random, generic PMs. If I politely turned you down or didn't respond the first time, receiving the exact same message every two weeks does not endear you to me!
LoL - hmmm you would think they have a list and checkmark "who doesn't reply"
RyanBlack
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if they did that Id never get any repliles!!!!!!!
SweetMystery
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The fact that they get enough replies to continue is kinda scary....
Case in point...^^^^
Sensualdreamer
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Okay 'fess up RB- what's the other alter ego names you go by hmmm? Cause really I wanna know if your alter ego(s) sent me the following:
Wanna see me stroke it for you?
Lemme insert my opinion...umm NOPE, esp not if that's your first PM to me!)
Are you horny, can we play?
Are you just playing hard to get, or playing w/o me?
(Oh you really expected a reply to that huh? Ooops!)
Hi there! I heard that you were looking to get wet? Well I think I can help you with that baby. (lemme insert my 2 cents here...so could a shower!
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Please don't give me an extremely detailed description of your kink...one I may not even be into...in your first PM to me!
Oh...and try to keep track of your random, generic PMs. If I politely turned you down or didn't respond the first time, receiving the exact same message every two weeks does not endear you to me!
This in itself should be it's own sticky.
RyanBlack
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Okay 'fess up RB- what's the other alter ego names you go by hmmm? Cause really I wanna know if your alter ego(s) sent me the following:
Wanna see me stroke it for you?
Lemme insert my opinion...umm NOPE, esp not if that's your first PM to me!)
Are you horny, can we play?
Are you just playing hard to get, or playing w/o me?
(Oh you really expected a reply to that huh? Ooops!)
Hi there! I heard that you were looking to get wet? Well I think I can help you with that baby. (lemme insert my 2 cents here...so could a shower!
now tell the truth sd if you really thought that was from me especially the first one---well we would both be tied up in PM now wouldnt we -- you do have a large enough monitor for that dont you???
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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how much does a season pass cost?? Can I purchase separate passes for rampant stupidity and rampant erections or is that covered by the general douchebaggery? Can I buy some credits for specific douchebaggery? Does it cost less if I only practice douchbaggery on men and are the sexy men more expensive than the yukky ones? Do I get free penis pic posting included with my purchase?
I just wanna know the benefits before handing out my credit card information on the internet
Season pass prices are as follows:
$150 Rampant Stupidity
$225 General Douchebaggery
$75 Rampant Erections
$5 One day passes for specific Douchebaggery*
$200 Douchebaggery usable on men only
$150 Douchebaggery usable on men of below average/average sexiness**
$400 Rampant Stupidity + Rampant Erections + General Douchebaggery***
$325 Rampant Stupidity +General Douchebaggery
*Specific Douchebaggery has a strict set of rules and regulations, rules will be given during purchase time. You will be fined for acting outside of the rules. The amount of the fine will be determined based on the level of the Douchebaggery committed.
**This will be determined on a case by case basis.
***This package includes unlimited free penis pic posting.
PM RyanBlack with any further questions.
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CarnageSIS
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Here is the thing I really don't understand. I mean if a person wanted to hook up with someone in real life they would spend time getting ready, doing their best to present their best side. We all know first impressions are important so we try to present the best first impression possible.
This applies online too! Shocking I know >.>
While misspelling and run away grammar do happen I would bet money that something like:
"Hello ____! I saw you posting in the PG, read your profile, and felt we had some things in common. If you are interested I would love to talk to you. I was particularly struck by your thoughts/interest/hobby/etc and..."
Would definitely get a reply over:
"u r hot want cam me watch yahoo"
This applies online too! Shocking I know >.>
While misspelling and run away grammar do happen I would bet money that something like:
"Hello ____! I saw you posting in the PG, read your profile, and felt we had some things in common. If you are interested I would love to talk to you. I was particularly struck by your thoughts/interest/hobby/etc and..."
Would definitely get a reply over:
"u r hot want cam me watch yahoo"
RyanBlack
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Do I get to pass my fee structure on to the stalkees and pervees? Cuz my job at walmart doesnt pay very much and I need to buy a new vest and my porn addiction takes up pretty much the rest. Mom makes meatloaf too many times a week and I gotta get my mickey dees for second breakfast and I need cheetoes and mt dew for watching the porn in the basement so I really need to be able to recoup the costs.
RyanBlack
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although feel free to send the latter to me---or you can forward them to me and I will reply
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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Go for it dear. Make em pay out the nose.
NeverWinterNite
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I agree. I think they don't want to take the time to get to know people. All they are concerned about is instant gratification.
CarnageSIS
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although feel free to send the latter to me---or you can forward them to me and I will reply
lol They're all yours, I certainly won't fight you for them
CarnageSIS
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I think that is a huge part of it, they've gotten themselves all worked up and just want that release.
Honestly if your coming to me with all the prep work done far as I'm concerned you've taken all the fun out of it. I mean it's not like I'm sitting around with a fluffer waiting for PMs, lol.
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Sensualdreamer
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So I checked your profile. We have a similar interest.
Neat.
So I checked your profile...it's kinda empty
*giggle*
RyanBlack
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does that mean there is an opening for the position? I like to forward my resume complete with bio and of course the obligatory pics of my penis
or wait a minute . . . .hey is this a trick to get me to send you pics of my penis???
So I checked your profile...it's kinda empty
SD, are you saying it's about the size of a person's profile now?
Are you a profile size queen?
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Sensualdreamer
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*pfft* lmao - no...I was just messing around w/ him...at least he's got something on his profile unlike people whose profiles are about as empty as the number of posts they have
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