To Cut a Long Story Short: A Challenge

[SuthernCumfort]

Front to back, its all relative

 

[chris2c4u]

Another body for sale. Where from?

 

[SuthernCumfort]

This is the end, my friend.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

"In exasperation." Please pick a Place.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Arrogance.

The most beautiful words ever written.

 

[RosiePosie]

She started. She waited. She left

 

[fukensploogin]

Stole his face off his head

 

[SuthernCumfort]

Patience was a virtue, virginity wasnt.

 

[Britwitch]

Nutters. How do they find me?!

 

[Britwitch]

"They've come to take me away..."

 

[MaiusImperium]

Jessica turned out to be Nigel.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Choose the lesser of the evils.

 

[MaiusImperium]

It was dark outside, how clichéd.

 

[chris2c4u]

Odysseus - you forgot your dog! Sit!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Remake of "The Blob": Cats Rule. ​

 

[MaiusImperium]

The mirror reflected a stranger's face.

 

[chris2c4u]

Free to good home: she bites

 

[MaiusImperium]

Boy meets girl, let battle commence!

 

[Geezlepetes]

Shakespeare:

A dagger, some poison, Montague capitulates.

 

[Geezlepetes]

Sleazy:

Dad turned MOM upside down. WOW!

 

[MaiusImperium]

Helen elopes, Paris coddled, Hector dead.

 

[Younglord]

Poland France Britian resisted Russia regretted

 

[Younglord]

Fornication Under Consent of the King

 

[Britwitch]

Time flies, when you're having rum...

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Not sure if it's good or bad, but I'd read some of these. Maybe I'm just easily amused? Nah. There are some good shorties here.

Thanks for playing.