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*purrrrrrrr* i like the way you think
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*purrrrrrrr* i like the way you think
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His lil secret said:*purrrrrrrr* i like the way you think
kicks IE's ass for going bonkers on me most the night
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kicks IE's ass for going bonkers on me most the night
g'morning
have a great monday everyone
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His lil secret said:g'morning
have a great monday everyone
It's Monday?
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The Marine and the Old Man
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like
to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not
elected President ."
The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I
just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow."
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Mornin all!
Hope you all had a good weekend...I did!
Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day here today. Hope this weather holds out for the rest of the week!
Well I better get busy!
Big hugs and a
to all the ladies!
Big hugs and 's for Woody!
Hope you all had a good weekend...I did!
Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day here today. Hope this weather holds out for the rest of the week!
Well I better get busy!
Big hugs and a
to all the ladies!Big hugs and
's for Woody!
~Dream~
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Re: Mornin all!
Hiya WB
hugss to Woody as well (( Woody))
thanks for the puter help ,sweety!!
Secret((Huggs)
(( Whspr) so happy about you and 69!
whislebriches said:Hope you all had a good weekend...I did!
Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day here today. Hope this weather holds out for the rest of the week!
Well I better get busy!
Big hugs and a
Big hugs and
Hiya WB
hugss to Woody as well (( Woody))
thanks for the puter help ,sweety!!
Secret((Huggs)
(( Whspr) so happy about you and 69!
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing!"
Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to set down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one a coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing!"
Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to set down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one a coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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happy hump day everyone
*hugs to all*
*hugs to all*
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His lil secret said:happy hump day everyone
*hugs to all*
I get the day now where's the hump?
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Woodmiester said:I get the day now where's the hump?
st louis
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His lil secret said:st louis
Terminal 2?
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Mother's Milk......
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term.
The last question was "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," worth 70
points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to
think of seven advantages.
He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature
5. It is inexpensive
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell
indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote..........................
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A"
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term.
The last question was "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," worth 70
points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to
think of seven advantages.
He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature
5. It is inexpensive
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell
indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote..........................
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A"
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Re: Mornin all!
2 days later but hugs and's back at ya
Yesterday turned out to be a beautiful day and even went back to some old places with someone special and saw this view
Hope you have a good weekend too whisle
whislebriches said:Hope you all had a good weekend...I did!
Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day here today. Hope this weather holds out for the rest of the week!
Well I better get busy!
Big hugs and a
Big hugs and
2 days later but hugs and
's back at yaYesterday turned out to be a beautiful day and even went back to some old places with someone special and saw this view
Hope you have a good weekend too whisle
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Afternoon everyone!
Hope you've all had a good week! I know I did! It's lookin like it's gonna be a pretty good weekend too!
Hi Woody! Cute jokes! Not sure which one I like best! The pic was nice as well! I really like the old covered bridges!
Hope you've all had a good week! I know I did!
It's lookin like it's gonna be a pretty good weekend too! Hi Woody!
Cute jokes! Not sure which one I like best! The pic was nice as well! I really like the old covered bridges!
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Re: Afternoon everyone!
Hope your weekend is one to hold good memories of
Do you like waterfalls too?
whislebriches said:Hope you've all had a good week! I know I did!
Hi Woody!
Hope your weekend is one to hold good memories of
Do you like waterfalls too?
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g'morning all
hope the weekend has been good to you all
hope the weekend has been good to you all
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Afternoon everyone!
Hope you weekend was pleasant! Mine was!
Hi Woody! Nice pic!
Hope you weekend was pleasant! Mine was!
Hi Woody!
Nice pic!
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A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female,
became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with
a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four
conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated:
"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female,
became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with
a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four
conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated:
"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
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His lil secret said:g'morning all
hope the weekend has been good to you all
({({({ Lil })})}) Hi, it was but how was yours?
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Re: Afternoon everyone!
Got wet some (rain) but even that was enjoyable. Then found myself ..... well yea it was good
Glad to hear your's was good also
whislebriches said:Hope you weekend was pleasant! Mine was!
Hi Woody!
Got wet some (rain) but even that was enjoyable. Then found myself ..... well yea it was good
Glad to hear your's was good also
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Woodmiester said:({({({ Lil })})}) Hi, it was but how was yours?
I couldn't have asked for a better one ty
hiya whisle
*hugs*
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His lil secret said:I couldn't have asked for a better one ty
hiya whisle
*hugs*
Seeing this made me smile (((((((Lil )))))))
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