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Irish Eyes Are Shining
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1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?
* I don't really know that family....but Goofy or Pluto
2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?
*An old dog making love to a woman....(I told grandpaw he would be recognized
)
3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?
*10....it's about 6 when I'm relaxed
4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?
* light
5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?
*king....hard to turn flips on a twin without falling in the floor...
6) What do you think you smell like?
*English Leather
7) What is your earliest childhood memory?
* that fucking doctor slapping me....
8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?
*I was checking her oil sweetheart.... and she was empty!!!!
9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?
*I don't watch much TV...so.....hummm....
10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?
*Dick Lickum
11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?
*laugh really hard....then choke her
12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?
*I'm what I want to be.... 34
13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?
*45 minutes....wait ten and start again
14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.
* I will go until my tongue is hanging out...
It's hanging out when I start!!!!!
15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?
* Garlic.....I can't deal with it...no shit
16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?
*Spank her bottom good....really good
17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?
*Beach
18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?
* Very comfortable with my sons......talking about anything
19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)
*One
20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?
My real smile.....the grin, wink and eyeroll
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* I don't really know that family....but Goofy or Pluto
2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?
*An old dog making love to a woman....(I told grandpaw he would be recognized
3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?
*10....it's about 6 when I'm relaxed
4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?
* light
5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?
*king....hard to turn flips on a twin without falling in the floor...
6) What do you think you smell like?
*English Leather
7) What is your earliest childhood memory?
* that fucking doctor slapping me....
8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?
*I was checking her oil sweetheart.... and she was empty!!!!
9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?
*I don't watch much TV...so.....hummm....
10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?
*Dick Lickum
11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?
*laugh really hard....then choke her
12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?
*I'm what I want to be.... 34
13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?
*45 minutes....wait ten and start again
14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.
* I will go until my tongue is hanging out...
15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?
* Garlic.....I can't deal with it...no shit
16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?
*Spank her bottom good....really good
17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?
*Beach
18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?
* Very comfortable with my sons......talking about anything
19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)
*One
20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?
My real smile.....the grin, wink and eyeroll
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