To the girl who can't cum, or to any man who needs tips on pleasing women.

[Bliss]

Ruh Roo!

Hate to tell ya then, Ex, your *favorite* boy toy actor, Brad Pitt, is in negotiations to be the next Winged Wondah.

Personally, I can't wait. But that's just me.

 

[April]

*shrugs*
Can't explain it. I just like different kinds of men.
*with a leering glance at Expertise*

Wait! Pitt's gonna do WHAT?

 

[Expertise]

Oh no my April...I wasn't questioning Keatons "likeability". I like him as an actor. Just not believable as a superhero.

I would equate it to Don Knotts playing James Bond. I found it almost farsical.

 

[April]

I like it when you call me 'my April'. LOL

To each his own. Maybe Keaton doesn't make a good superhero, but I think he looks great in that suit. Yummy.

 

[Bliss]

Here:

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000906/re/people_pitt_dc_1.html

 

[April]

Thanks, Bliss. That's just EWWW! I don't like him, and wish he would stop making movies.

 

[Expertise]

If I never see another article or photo of BP I will consider myself lucky.

I think the lovely Ms. Anniston is merely the worlds most perfect "beard".

*Realizing that I just incurred the wrath of several million females and running for suitable cover while protecting my testicles*

 

[teresafannin]

I liked Michael Keaton as Batman, but I don't see Brad Pitt as Batman. Brad is just a little bit too pretty & I don't think of him as intellectual enough to play the part of Bruce Wayne. Of course, I like adults & to me, Brad Pitt will always be a little kid.

I actually think Brad & Jennifer deserve each other. They come across as being so pretty & vapid, who else would really want them? I know people out there who adore them both & I just don't get it. Neither of one them has a lot of talent, but they look good & in this world, looks can take you far, at least for a while. I will also be ducking for cover.

[Edited by teresafannin on 09-11-2000 at 01:22 PM]

 

[April]

I think I understand what you mean, Expertise. We'll discuss it later, though. Don't want you to get trampled by an angry mob.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Brad Pitt??? As Batman????

Muff is having a heart attack, someone call nurse Ginger.

OH MY EFFING GAWD. This is awful. Its terrible. Its almost NAUSEATING.

Yes, Muffmuff has a massive crush on Batman. No, Muffmuff isn't gonna tell who she thinks would be a good Batman, cause quite frankly, the man cannot act to save his life. Pity.

The only thing worse than Brad Pitt as Batman was Jack Nicholson as the Joker. The Joker is my hero, by the by.

 

[Bliss]

LOL! Tsk! Tsk! If Expertise wants to call Mr. Pitt a flamer, he can stay and deal with the schmonsequences, since most likely there won't be any.

Heck, I think ol' Brad will make a better BatButt than Val Kilmer. *shudder* Hated that guy ever since TopGun.

I've seen a River Runs Through It too many times to not want Brad at least once.

He's 35, I'm 29. If he's a kid, I'm in trouble. Or an amoeba?!

 

[April]

Mufffin, can't act to save his life? Hmm, let me think. Oh, I know! Keanu Reeves? Am I right? LOL

 

[OUTSIDER]

"I fucking hate pykies".

Wait till April see's Brad Pitt in Snatch he is not a preety sight but it is a good part and he makes a very believable gypsy

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooohhh ugh, no April.

Howie Long, not even actually an actor. The Brian Bosworth of the NFL. He looks like Batsy, sounds like Batsy oughta sound, and can even do the Bruce Wayne look. Just if he didn't have to move while doing it... *sigh*

Why do they keep getting scrawny little guys to do Batman? Are they clueless or what?