Today, I am one popular sumbitch..

[eric shawn listo]

I got calls from Bill Clinton and Stephen King. I so wanted my own little ex-first lady fantasy to call. Hillary, where are you??

esl

 

[Guest]

I got calls from Bill Clinton and Stephen King. I so wanted my own little ex-first lady fantasy to call. Hillary, where are you??

esl

Stephen King!?

I didn't know he was running for pres. He'd get my vote, imagine his policies.

 

[Guest]

Stephen King!?

I didn't know he was running for pres. He'd get my vote, imagine his policies.

He's a scary fuck, isn't he? Oh, the thinks he must think!




(Then again, I'm examining the other options . . . Really, REALLY scary.)

*shudder*

 

[eric shawn listo]

Stephen King!?

I didn't know he was running for pres. He'd get my vote, imagine his policies.

Nah, he's not running for anything (except maybe away from werewolves) just stumpin' for the Dems. Just had to put his name next to Bill C's.

 

[BlackSnake]

So far today, I have had phone calls from:

John Edward's dad telling me that John was the first person in their family to go to college....

Laura Bush telling me that her husband is for education and keeping the nation strong and...

Barbara Bush telling me......

Some guy from the head of the NC Republican Party telling me....

Some guy from the NC Democrat Party...

A guy who was just trying to get out the vote....


And ya'll thought that I was just a little nobody. Ha!



Edward The Pursued

What if Laura Bush offered you a blowjob?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Today, I am one popular sumbitch..

What if Laura Bush offered you a blowjob?

Now you're gettin' nasty!

 

[Edward Teach]

Re: Re: Today, I am one popular sumbitch..

It's because of those leather swashbuckling pants.

Yeah, that, or maybe my broad sword.


Eddie The Unpretentious


PS - Honest, George Bush called a little while ago:

"Hello. This is George Bush, you know, Barbara's husband...."

There has been a flurry of activity here in NC within the last two days. Maybe their private polling shows they are in trouble. Nah, but I can dream.

 

[Guest]

Nah, he's not running for anything (except maybe away from werewolves) just stumpin' for the Dems. Just had to put his name next to Bill C's.

Yeah, I knew he wasn't really.

So glad to find out what side he's on, though. Makes him seem more normal. Hahaha!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I feel like I'm in the club now....Jesse Jackson just rang me.

 

[eric shawn listo]

ok, i just got a call from someone purporting to be, i believe, Jared, the wendy's weight-loss champ!! now it's getting strange.

 

[eric shawn listo]

sorry==brain fart--SUBWAY weight-loss champ--duh!

 

[sweetnpetite]

I got an e-mail from helen hunt, but I didn't read it. I saw her on the view and she was just telling women to vote. I actually got emails from bunches of people, but the phone calls were much more impressive. (even though they were recorded)

 

[sweetnpetite]

Be careful, someone might be taping your conversation.

I'm so jealous.

Your right, I never considered that!

Good thing I turned him down then hu?

 

[shereads]

So far today, I have had phone calls from:

John Edward's dad telling me that John was the first person in their family to go to college....

Laura Bush telling me that her husband is for education and keeping the nation strong and...

Barbara Bush telling me......

Some guy from the head of the NC Republican Party telling me....

Some guy from the NC Democrat Party...

A guy who was just trying to get out the vote....


And ya'll thought that I was just a little nobody. Ha!



Edward The Pursued

Pirates are this year's hot minority voting bloc.

Today's Time-Saving Tip: I haven't had a single telemarketing call since I disconnected the land-line and started using my cell phone exclusively.