Today I learned

[Hornymwtxn]

It stated never had an orgasm.

Sad!

Wow that is very sad.
How unfortunate for those.

 

[Apisto42]

You should chlorinate your well once a year. No more unless you have probs.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TIL

Male ski jumpers are accused of injecting their penis to gain an advantage

 

[Vinylguy]

TIL

Male ski jumpers are accused of injecting their penis to gain an advantage

Say what??

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Say what??

https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo

 

[Vinylguy]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo

Adds girth, hmmmm

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Adds girth, hmmmm

But only in the flaccid state not the erect state.
Buyer beware

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

TIL I'm not all that

Everybody's sad moment, FWIW, I still think you are all that and some.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

TIL for the umpteenth time that women confuse the hell out of me.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

It stated never had an orgasm.

Sad!

....

That's a crime against humanity in general, and femininity specifically. Men need to do better, and also, sex ed in schools needs to happen. I've met women who genuinely didn't know how to masturbate. I had to teach them what felt good.

A lot of this is culture and religion-based aversion to female sexuality and stigmatizing masturbation and also, sex outside of marriage. Women are sometimes afraid of even looking up how to masturbate because they think they will go to hell if they do. I despise religious sexism and misogyny.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

What to do about it, on a societal level, see above.

But what about a specific woman reading this who this applies to-

I would genuinely offer a woman who has never had an orgasm whatever skills I learned from being a lover of women for the past 24 years.

I can say not only have I given lots of orgasms to all of them, but also, including women who never had an orgasm before, or a stubborn / rare orgasm.

The key is good communication and patience- Chances are, she is a stubborn orgasm and needs multiple forms of pleasure simultaneously.

I would ask that she brings her favorite vibrator, because the only thing a toy can do that I can't, is vibrate like that.

I will experiment with every combination of oral sex on her, pleasuring her with fingers, vibe on her clit while I lick her pussy, vibe on her clit while I finger her pussy, vibe on clit while I enter her with my cock and give her a gentle fucking, doggy style with her touching her clit, or with vibe, suckling her nipples or fondling them and caressing them and feather touching them with my fingertips while she masturbates.... everything.

Over and over, for hours, every single day, until she has an orgasm.

I would make it my mission in life.

No woman I've ever met needed more than the first hour.

This is not a boast, if someone genuinely hasn't had an orgasm after being with several partners, or by say, the age of 25.... tell me this in my inbox.

We will talk. I will help give you ideas where you can do it yourself.

If we hit it off or you're willing to meet me, and if she doesn't want to have penile penetration with a stranger, I can guarantee I can make you cum without even touching you with my cock. I'm drug and disease free. I wouldn't ask for anything in return. Nothing.

You do not need to pleasure me in any way or have sex with me.

Ending the streak of no orgasm is its own good deed, but, chances are, if you want to show appreciation, we can discuss that as an option. None is required. You can get dressed and leave. It's fine.

They would need to be okay with a 42 year old man giving them the orgasm, I'm not 20 anymore. But I am still handsome. You'd never guess I was older than 35 either.

But yeah, I've never not been able to give women an orgasm, so let me know. I am single and I would like to still be of use to women before I actually get old.

 

[depumaxrr]

TIL

Betrayal comes from your dearest, closest friends .

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TIL

Betrayal comes from your dearest, closest friends .

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Some of these new dudes are "wordy" muhfkers'

 

[JessMarsh69]

TIL how the chat rooms work…kinda lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TIL how the chat rooms work…kinda lol

The chat rooms work?

Lol just a joke about everyone who gets booted at exactly the worst times lol

 

[Starscream_UK]

Which team would that be?

Arsenal

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TIL there is a college baseball player that hit 3 grand slams in ONE game.

https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/articl...3-grand-slams-in-season-opener-055156843.html

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Til Toni Tennille of Captain and Tenille fame sang backing vocals on Pink Floyd's album the wall

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, I didn’t learn this today, but was reminded of it… saying “copter” for a helicopter is wrong. The roots of the word are actually “helico” (spiral) and “pter” (fly).

Yes, I’m a language geek.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Well, I didn’t learn this today, but was reminded of it… saying “copter” for a helicopter is wrong. The roots of the word are actually “helico” (spiral) and “pter” (fly).

Yes, I’m a language geek.

Aha! I am learning.

That makes sense, pterodactylus means winged finger.

And helix.... helico for spiral.

Etymology
from Greek pteron- 'wing'

I like etymology when I notice connections like that.

Pneumon is a prefix I was fascinated by as a kid. It means lung in greek.
pneuma meaning wind.

Pneumonia and Pneumatic appear to have the root word in greek but it's actually two similar words, it would seem.

I liked silent letters as a kid and passed all my spelling tests because I knew where all the silly silent letters were.

I am sure this is fascinating to no one but us word geeks.

 

[BongoGal]

Well, I didn’t learn this today, but was reminded of it… saying “copter” for a helicopter is wrong. The roots of the word are actually “helico” (spiral) and “pter” (fly).

Yes, I’m a language geek.

The 'pter' means 'wing'.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Well, I didn’t learn this today, but was reminded of it… saying “copter” for a helicopter is wrong. The roots of the word are actually “helico” (spiral) and “pter” (fly).

Yes, I’m a language geek.

is this more acceptable?
choppa

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

The other day I started to Google homophobe.

"Homophone" popped up in the auto-correct,
And I relearned that word...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TIL that this is the first gold medal in men's hockey for USA since the miracle on ice circa 1980.

And now I am gonna google circa