Today I learned

Today I learned that 50% of the time I am a 100% right.
The other 25% of the time I am 0% right?

Forgive my math, I was never very good with decimals.
 
If I take Manning Freeway instead of the Old Strathcona Road, I can save 7.6 minutes on my drive.
Score!
 
People born after 2008 will no longer be able to buy tobacco products
 
Nothing yet, but Lord willing, there will be many things today that I do learn.
The mysteries of His creation are innumerable.

God is good.
Amen.
 
That my wife is still better at shopping than I am.
Better leave it to the pros going forward.
 
TIL you should be careful what you wish for.

Wished for a nice man who wanted to get physical with me but I don't have the chemistry. Feels a bit off.

But is that because I've never had a nice man before.

Or is the chemistry better with a not nice man who doesn't want to get physical with me.

Decisions Decisions......yes I can see it myself.

Just doesn't feel right.
Do you want the bad boy?
 
TIL that Kars4Kids shit on the radio all those years was a misleading scam. I had that annoying jingle stuck in my head for nothing? NOTHING?

I have lost my faith in humanity! (Just kidding. I lost that decades ago)
 
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