Today I shouldn't have?

Leaped over the cement ditch into the rhinocerous pen during mating season before feeding time on Free Zoo Ticket weekend, wearing my sisters panties and my boots and a towel tied around my neck like a cape....:rolleyes: yea , really should not have done that
 
bathed the dog twice. I should have just paid someone else to do it. Then she wouldn't be mad at me and would have come home dry
 
Gone to my counselor appointment, if it wasn't for a promise I made I'd so never go back.
 
Today, I shouldn't have called him a jerk-off. It only added fueled to the fire which led to a huge argument in which no one ever really wins. :(
 
Today I should not have sent an email asking how he was. Turns out, I really did not want to know.
 
I should not have bought that bottle of Spiced rum... now we have 2 and I don't even care for it that much! :cool:
 
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