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Cathleen said:
Today I will tell you - just as I tell the thread founder - if I ever see you in the YKYSFW thread, you shall be shot on sight! Posts like the above are incongruent to the spirit of that thread. ;)
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He will only go there when he's not had any for 6 hours!
 
done_got_old said:
He will only go there when he's not had any for 6 hours!
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what is the thread of which you speak of.



Today I took the whole day off and rested and relaxed. I even scrubbed my bathroom totally. I am happy it is clean now. LOL
 
MysteriousRomantic said:
what is the thread of which you speak of.



Today I took the whole day off and rested and relaxed. I even scrubbed my bathroom totally. I am happy it is clean now. LOL
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YKYSFW - You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When.................
 
done_got_old said:
YKYSFW - You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When.................
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thanks dgo. Now I feel foolish.



*wonders if I am sexually frustrated and if I should take a peek at that thread.*
 
Today I am enjoying fantastic Spring weather...everything is growin like crazy :D
 
Today I get to go the bank and deposit the first of my disability checks. Yay they finally came in.
 
Today I had to cut off a very hot chat session with a woman I'd been trying to reconnect with for some time because I had to get my hair cut. So I got cut but no trim. :D
 
Today I threw football back and forth with my daughter without breaking car windows :)
 
... miraculously got rid of whatever nasty buggy things are craweling in my pc to get it to run at it's usual speed... and actually a bit faster. :nana: :catroar:
 
dcraz said:
Well now... Can I get that in a notarized affidavit??? :kiss:

Thank you my sweet. :rose:
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today I can affix my own personal seal to my signature
 
Today I learned that a hershey's kiss isn't meant to be held in your hand for extended periods of time. :)
 
ThatGirl66 said:
Today I learned that a hershey's kiss isn't meant to be held in your hand for extended periods of time. :)
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Now haven't you heard? There are better places for that chocolate! :p
 
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