Today I .........

Today I got a phone call from my Mum - she wanted to tell me that she loves me and she's proud of me. She doesn't tell me that very often. It was really nice.
 
Today I had sex with my boyfriend without a condom for the first time. First time without a condom for me. We talked about stds/pregnandy a few weeks ago. I've been on the pill for years, so we both got tested for stds - obviously we both got the all clear. :nana:
 
Today I need to do more house cleaning, but I don't wanna. I wanna flip between the race and My Boys playin those skins, and play on the puter. :eek:
 
..., upon walking back to my car with my newly bought salad in my hand, I smiled at fellow luncheners as I fumbled around the bag for the fork, only to find *shock horrow* that the food service operator had forgotten to give me one!

I stormed back into the fast food establishment, slamming my $4.95 salad onto the table scattering the jaggedly cut wilting iceberg lettuce leaves across the beige counter, a tiny mutated cherry tomato bounced dramatically onto the floor and ended by the flipflopped foot of a fellow customer, my face a picture of rage and fury!!

"You!", i pointed and bellowed at the pimply face youth who'd handled my precious prepackaged, probably E. coli infested lunch, "...just WHAT do you suppose i use to eat my McShake a Salad with today?! I suppose you take much sadistic joy over the thought of the hundred of people who are unfortunate enough to frequent your counter a day, who put their trust into your hands to provide a well rounded service, to look to you to assauge their gnawing hunger ... only to have to be reduced to sitting at the next traffic light being ridiculed by the neighbouring car as they pick delicately through their lunch with their fingers.

No!! I will not stand for this!!! *i turned towards the other rallying customers around the counter and stood before them, lifting the now half empty container that held my ill fated smattering of raw vegetables* "None of you should have to stand for this...Join in with me my brothers, my sisters!!" *and together we lifted our voice in a mesmerising chant* "Give us cutlery, give us cutlery"

*sighs* it really was a thing of beauty.

Or so it would've been if I'd had the time to stage such a revolution.

Instead...I stood quietly in line and walked up to the counter in turn and said, "um, if it's not too much bother, would you mind if i grabbed a fork" ...and smiled and went on my way, once the pimply face little fucker handed me a tiny spoon.


*turns and shakes fist at the giant Mocking yellow M* But I'll be back!! :mad: :mad:
 
Today I missed you so badly, I ached

I too would have been on a plane long ago
I wish I was on one now, kiss you when you wake

Its very hard to be without you sometimes, just being in contact makes life so much easier. Life is hell right now.
 
Today I am in the mood to BAKE. I have no idea why, but the house smells good, and...what the heck am I going to do with all this stuff???
 
... am going to get "scotched" ... until i can't spell scotched anymore. ;) :) :rose:




{{{{{hugo pumpkin head's twin brother}}}}} thank you for taking care of me...​
 
Today I reached the pinnacle of boredom at work by cleaning out the dust bunnies and crud from my keyboard. :rolleyes:
 
........sighed...................people can be sooooooo pathetic..................and I have yet to understand why................or was it over a cock?
 
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