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Today I .........

... found not one, not two...not even three or four...but FIVE USB flash drive thingies that I thought i'd lost. :confused: dude.

Cwazy. Damn USB stealing gwemlins. And don't think this'll teach me to clean more often! It's got nuffin' to do with it! it's those damn gwemlins! i'm tellin' ya!!

*wiggles off to the hardware store to buy some gwemlins traps*
 
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Swore under my breath every time I moved and my muscles screamed at me.

This wanting/trying to get fitter thing is a pain.
 
Today I...

have a ton of stuff to do that wont be any fun, just work work work. Everything I like to do each night I am gonna miss Soooooooooooooo Much~! :kiss: :(
 
Today I realised that one little word can explain everything, confirm long running suspicions, reaffirm decisions and make me grateful for the friends I have who know the difference between two things...
 
Today my baby loved me up, propped me up...saw I was alright, and sent me on my way. ILY my KWH!!! :p

I learned people actually drink something called barley water. Orange barley water? Orange water sounds good..anything with barley water should be consider broth, shouldn't it??? My poor baby...he drinks his hot!!!

I learned we both enjoy Men in Trees....for different reasons. He SO reminds me of someone on that show. :p
 
Today I had one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had, and I will NEVER do it again.
 
Today, I had the best day, with the most handsome man.
Today, I smiled all afternoon, because of it.
Today, I feel lots better than I did yesterday!

and I think that

Today, I had a beautiful day, because of all of the above. :heart:
 
Gracie29 said:
Today I finally transitioned my house from summer to fall :nana:
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Today I put off removing the air conditioners yet again. I am the procrastination master. But I also have a conscience, so the delay doesn't bring any real reward or relief.

Ain't I a card?
 
Gracie29 said:
Today I finally transitioned my house from summer to fall :nana:
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Did that involve any of the following:

1. Removal of the aluminum chaise lounge from the living room?
2. Sweeping the scattered sand from the kitchen floor (nothing says Summer like cooking at the beach).
3. Making a vain attempt to lift the sunscreen stains from the carpet where they had been smeared deeply into the pile owing to the randy activities while slathered in the stuff?
4. Taking down the palapa that had been set up in the hallway?
5. Scattering brightly colored leaves frivolously about the entirety of the domicile?

Any of these would constitute valuable activity. Have fun. :D :D
 
flat5ive said:
Today I put off removing the air conditioners yet again. I am the procrastination master. But I also have a conscience, so the delay doesn't bring any real reward or relief.

Ain't I a card?
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LOL Ya make me smile :)
 
fathom7 said:
Did that involve any of the following:

1. Removal of the aluminum chaise lounge from the living room?
2. Sweeping the scattered sand from the kitchen floor (nothing says Summer like cooking at the beach).
3. Making a vain attempt to lift the sunscreen stains from the carpet where they had been smeared deeply into the pile owing to the randy activities while slathered in the stuff?
4. Taking down the palapa that had been set up in the hallway?
5. Scattering brightly colored leaves frivolously about the entirety of the domicile?

Any of these would constitute valuable activity. Have fun. :D :D
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SNORT!!! Dude . . . leaves :eek: Maybe there are a few on the fireplace . . . damn. And pumpkins 'n stuff . . . no comment on the sunscreen stains :cool:
 
Gracie29 said:
SNORT!!! Dude . . . leaves :eek: Maybe there are a few on the fireplace . . . damn. And pumpkins 'n stuff . . . no comment on the sunscreen stains :cool:
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Pumpkins! Pumpkins!

Honey there are things you can do with a good GOURD that you could never accomplish with a pumpkin. *nods*

Yeah -- real interesting things. :D
 
fathom7 said:
Pumpkins! Pumpkins!

Honey there are things you can do with a good GOURD that you could never accomplish with a pumpkin. *nods*

Yeah -- real interesting things. :D
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*looks at you suspiciously* Such as?
 
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