Todd's Auction slave Ceremony

[Todd]

***Having cleaned up and perfumed and dressed both Lavender and Pyper in the finest scents and clothes that money can by he arrives with each in a classy Horse and carriage. He escorts them both into the Literotcia Ball room ceremony one on each arm.

Do you ladies know why I have brought you here tonight?

 

[Problem Child]

I dunno.

My guess is it's got something to do with 12 inches of canadian bacon.

 

[Pyper]

*whacks PC over the head with her high-heeled shoe*

Clean out your mind with soap, you dirty conservative!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, I agree with PC!

 

[Weevil]

Jeez, I didn't even know Literotica had a Ball room.

Why don't we ever Swing?

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

That's good question, EBW.

*kicks off her shoes*

Wanna dance while we're waiting for this thing to get started?

 

[Weevil]

Allright, but I only know how to bump 'n' grind

*Heads out to the dance floor, shaking his Weevil Bootay*

 

[Pyper]

Hey, I thought we were gonna swing?

*grabs EBW and flips over his shoulders, then spins him around*

 

[Weevil]

It's all good, Honeypie

*Starts doing his patented 4 step shuffle, grabbing Pyper and swinging her around his waist*

Go Daddy-O

 

[Todd]

Sorry to disappoint you two ladies, but no forced bacon for you

*leads the ladies up to the fron and lifts each unto an elevated platform. Two colored spotlights shine on each displaying them in their splened array to the crowd.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Men, and women, and all other Literoticans. There is many things I could have doen with my slaves Pyper and Lavender, Sex, Maids, renoucement of thier ways. But alas I have to much heart to be so cruel. I know niether would do so in enjoyment. So I have something very special planned.

I dressed them in the finest apparel, and accessories, the most aromatic friendsl of scents. Bedazzled them with Horse back and carriage and wine and champaigne.

To top it all off I release them from there slavehood. They are now free members of society.

"To love is to set the bird free,
If the bird flys away it was never meant to be;
If the bird returns fromthe clouds and sky above,
Then maybe there afterall there was thy love."

Fly free Lavender and Pyper.

 

[Weevil]

You dirty rotten, fish eating, right winging mother fucking cock sucking son of a Maritiming Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!


You couldn't have let me win Pyper. You dumb son of a..... Christ sakes!

I have no problem forcing every perverted desire of mine onto Pyper you selfish piece of garbage.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Now that you're free, just don't go into Laurel's yard. She'll lure you into a cage with cat food, the cover you with a towel and whisk you off to the vet to be spayed.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, EBW, tell us how you really feel!

Since she is all dressed up with no place to go, why not try ASKING Pyper to go with you willingly?

 

[Pyper]

Wow, I'm free!

*starts singing "Born Free" in a really obnoxious voice*

Let's see...I want to be...a penguin! No wait, they can't fly...

An ostrich! No wait...

 

[Weevil]

Hey, EBW, tell us how you really feel!

Since she is all dressed up with no place to go, why not try ASKING Pyper to go with you willingly?

Oh it's not the same.

 

[Pyper]

An emu! No wait...

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh it's not the same.

Damn it! Try it anyway! You will never know if you don't ask.

 

[Todd]

You dirty rotten, fish eating, right winging mother fucking cock sucking son of a Maritiming Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew you loved me.

 

[MinkSoul]

kiwi?

 

[Pyper]

Yeah, a kiwi!...

Hold on...

 

[Weevil]

David Crosby?

 

[Pyper]

*raises an eyebrow*

 

[Weevil]

Well, he was a Byrd and according to his biography he doesn't get high anymore so.....