Todd's Auction slave Ceremony

[Pyper]

I think I'm gonna go with kiwi. I may not be able to fly, but I can spend my days pecking at the ground and looking cute as a button.

 

[Mischka]

Why are buttons cute?

 

[Pyper]

Um, er...

Shaddup you!

 

[Mischka]

No, I will not.

And for that matter, why are bugs in rugs cute? Wouldn't you just squash them when you walk across the mat? And what's cute about squashed bugs on a hard wood floor?


...ignore my ramblings. My Swedish mother has a way of messing up sayings, and I just realized that even though she said, "Cute as bug in a rug," the rest of the world says, "Snug as a bug in a rug." But my comments about squished bugs still apply - what's so snug about being squashed?

 

[Cheyenne]

*sigh*

So much for the idea of romance.

 

[Pyper]

Did you want someone to romance you, Cheyenne?

*spins Cheyenne around and dips her low*

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you want someone to romance you, Cheyenne?

*spins Cheyenne around and dips her low*

Thanks, but you weren't who I had in mind, for me anyway.

No, I meant EBW of course. He seemed upset that he didn't win you.

 

[Pyper]

Which is funny, because he never expressed interest in winning me before.

Oh well, screw him! I'm free! Free!

 

[Cheyenne]

See, I knew he blew it by not at least asking.

 

[Pyper]

Silly, Cheyenne. I don't want EBW...

I want to see EBW and PC naked mud wrestle!

 

[Weevil]

Which is funny, because he never expressed interest in winning me before.



I bid on you a bunch of times!!!!!! Even after the deadline

Oh well, screw him!

That's kind of the idea

But anyway, I bid on you a bunch of times. I even bid after the auction ended in a futile attempt!

 

[Pyper]

Really? Sorry, I missed most of my actual auction. Well, then, to make it up to me (make up not winning me, that is), why don't you go find PC and get nekkid?

 

[Weevil]

Really? Sorry, I missed most of my actual auction. Well, then, to make it up to me (make up not winning me, that is), why don't you go find PC and get nekkid?

Well, not naked. And does it have to be mud? COuldn't it just be regular Greco-Roman style wrestling?

 

[Pyper]

Not naked? But! But! *lower lip starts quivering*

 

[Weevil]

Hey I'll hold on to some last bits of my Catholicism, thank you very much.

 

[Pyper]

Okay, not naked. But I don't think mud is expressly forbidden anywhere in the Bible.

 

[Weevil]

No, that's simply a cleanliness thing. I've never been a big fan of being dirty(Snickers like a wee boy)

 

[Mischka]

But spa mud is wonderful for your pores. And I wanna see mud wrestling.