Tonight

[Never]

Tonight I was in the back seat of a Chevy with a beautiful woman who told me I knew how to hit all the right spots...

Unfortunately, it was my mother.

Anyone else want a neck and back rub?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, please.

Am I first in line?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

She can do her stalker first.

ME

(Sorry about missing your birthday, hope you had a great one)

 

[Siren]

 

[Never]

Yes, please.

Am I first in line?

You are. Now this may hurt but the only way for your muscles to truly melt into butter is to have someone knead them into submission for an hour or so.

Chef, first come first serve. Or, first serve first come. I get confused.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Of course you did, you said submission.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm not afraid of a little pain at the hands of a sexy woman.

 

[Cibo]

I just gotta say that I love your AV never.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh, I almost forgot to ask.

Shall I meet you by the pier at midnight?

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm in.

Can we do a massage chain?

 

[teddybear4play]

you are if you keep your beautiful breasts out like that

Indeed. Your av is simply luscious, rubes.

TB4p

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh, a daisy chain.

Thanks TB4p, and a happy birthday to you as well. *smooch*

 

[Never]

Ohh, a message chain. I think I should check with my legislature first – that might be illegal in my state of residence.

Rubyfruit,
I think the pier collapsed due to a sudden rush of people gathering on it. People do the strangest things.

So, how do you feel about pain from the hands of a not-quite-sexy but moderately attractive and friendly girl?

Chef, Sure, I said I was going to hurt her and make her submit, but you make it sound so.. tawdry.

 

[Never]

I just gotta say that I love your AV never.

Why thank you. I'm rather fond of her myself.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

So, how do you feel about pain from the hands of a not-quite-sexy but moderately attractive and friendly girl?

Chef, Sure, I said I was going to hurt her and make her submit, but you make it sound so.. tawdry.

I'm in on this...

Read your post back there, by the time you typed submission... you just lost it.

Have a drink and it will all be wetter, better even.

 

[teddybear4play]

Thanks TB4p, and a happy birthday to you as well. *smooch*

Oh, I like that better than the same ol' spankings.

TB4p

 

[Never]

Svedish_Chef:
"I'm in on this...

Read your post back there, by the time you typed submission... you just lost it.

Have a drink and it will all be wetter, better even."

I refuse to comment.

 

[Laurel]

So...did your mom get any?

You're such a good daughter.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Rubyfruit, ... So, how do you feel about pain from the hands of a not-quite-sexy but moderately attractive and friendly girl?

I don't know. Who is she? Although I've never seen your picture, I know you're sexy.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I refuse to comment.

Yeah yeah, my box is empty and waiting.

 

[Never]

So...did your mom get any?

You're such a good daughter.

My mother is getting some while we speak. Tom was home for the weekend because his parents are staying at our cottage.

Yes, she's trained me well.

 

[Laurel]

My mother is getting some while we speak. Tom was home for the weekend because his parents are staying at our cottage.

Yes, she's trained me well.

Good for mom. We need to find some for daughter, though.

It's only fair.

(Not from Tom, of course.)

Who massages the masseuse?

 

[Never]

Rubyfruit:
"I don't know. Who is she? Although I've never seen your picture, I know you're sexy."

Sweet but no cigar.
Sexy just doesn't describe me.


Chef,
You never told me you had a box. This must be a new thing, when did you get the surgery?

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"Good for mom. We need to find some for daughter, though.

It's only fair.

(Not from Tom, of course.)

Who massages the masseuse?"

Yes, we do. I went to the boardwalk tonight and there was nothing but boys and girls all over each other. It was sick I tell you - my pickin's are slim to nothing.

No one gives me massages. My neck and shoulder muscles are like steel cables, I've yet to find anyone strong enough to take them.

 

[MechaBlade]

I want her mother to hit my spots.