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Next update, just in case anyone is still interested.

We are now dating, with Holly's and ghosst's blessing. They both like him - he has the same sense of humor that ghosst has. He was going to come up tomorrow and go out with all of us, but plans changed so he can't. I am going to be spending the night at his place after work on Monday, because I have a mandatory inservice thing at work at 8am on Tuesday and it would be stupid to work until 11:30-12:00, drive home (1hr 15min+ drive), go back in at 8, drive home at noon (which is when the inservice is supposed to be over) and back in for work at 3. So I'm going to spend the night there, go to the stupid inservice thingy, and probably go out to lunch with him on Tuesday before we both work.

so far, so good ...
 
Aeroil said:
Come again?
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Oh dude, you don't watch the Red Green show?

I am so happy this makes its way onto our PBS.

I want Red Green to do my surgery. Let's just get a garden hose and some astroturf and we can make a fine small intestine for her, eh?
 
I hope so.

And one of our potentials from Chicago that vanished a couple of weeks ago is back ... but when I mentioned S, he quit talking again ... LOL oh well ... that will teach him to stay in contact, huh?
 
SweetDommes said:
I hope so.

And one of our potentials from Chicago that vanished a couple of weeks ago is back ... but when I mentioned S, he quit talking again ... LOL oh well ... that will teach him to stay in contact, huh?
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Yup! Ya snooze, ya lose!
 
Netzach said:
Oh dude, you don't watch the Red Green show?

I am so happy this makes its way onto our PBS.

I want Red Green to do my surgery. Let's just get a garden hose and some astroturf and we can make a fine small intestine for her, eh?
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I hate Steve Smith, his little philosophy segment at the beginning makes me wanna leap into my TV and pummel him. That being said, the actual show itself has it's moments, and my dad loves it.
 
Next update - not too much has happened. We were going to go out to lunch today after my inservice was over, but between his own lack of common sense and his ex-wife being a rip it didn't happen.

He mentioned that I could come down before work tomorrow and we could go out, but I don't know if I'll have enough time to do that because I have to run by the new house and hopefully pick up my car from the mechanic.

On the plus side, even though someone at work is trying to start shit combined with some miscommunications, he is still definitely interested and willing to try this out with us.
 
So, I've fucked up.

Before I knew how psychotic S was about his privacy, he had marked me a few times (as I've mentioned) and I was honest about where I got the marks. Unfortunately, one of the biggest mouths in the jail was there when the hickey on my neck was pointed out to me. So she went up to S today and told him all kinds of things that I supposedly said - some of them I did, some of them I didn't, but unfortunately, she is a damn good guesser because it was almost exactly what had happened.

Now he's pissed, and rightfully so - but in my defense a ) I didn't know he was psychotic about his privacy b ) I honest to God don't remember telling ANYONE there all the details of what happened and c ) I did tell him that they knew about the marks because of where they were, they were seen (scrub tops come open at the worst moments in revealing ways - and I had to explain that the bruise on my boob was not from abuse).
 
SweetDommes said:
So, I've fucked up.

Before I knew how psychotic S was about his privacy, he had marked me a few times (as I've mentioned) and I was honest about where I got the marks. Unfortunately, one of the biggest mouths in the jail was there when the hickey on my neck was pointed out to me. So she went up to S today and told him all kinds of things that I supposedly said - some of them I did, some of them I didn't, but unfortunately, she is a damn good guesser because it was almost exactly what had happened.

Now he's pissed, and rightfully so - but in my defense a ) I didn't know he was psychotic about his privacy b ) I honest to God don't remember telling ANYONE there all the details of what happened and c ) I did tell him that they knew about the marks because of where they were, they were seen (scrub tops come open at the worst moments in revealing ways - and I had to explain that the bruise on my boob was not from abuse).
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I hope you can sort this out with him,

he should know that prisoners have seen more and done more then most, if he thinks it through he will realise that 99% would be guess work, and it was said to cause trouble.

Worked too, by the sound of it .
 
Yup, it did ... and at this point, I don't even care - I know that we have others interested in the position (all of them *weg*)
 
So yeah ... as we all now know, S is a psychotic idiot ... but tonight, something else that is just freaking hysterical happened.

Once again, this is long.

One of the things that I have to do each night is go over to the annex and pass meds - this involves walking about 1/2 a block down and across the street. No big deal to me unless I'm carrying meds, so I rarely ask for an escort. One of the COs at the annex is short and is known by the other COs and the inmates as "Harry Potter" (and yes, there is a slight resemblance), he got promoted a week or so ago and went on a bit of a power trip, so I started calling him Napoleon. Then after he got promoted (I'm kinda wondering if he didn't wait until he was promoted since I'm "charge nurse" and he was "just" a CO) - he started talking to me A LOT more. On Friday night, he asked me to hang around downstairs in the clinic before I left to go back to the main jail - he came down and we chatted ... flirted a bit because that's just how I am ... and then I left.

Tonight, I called over to let them know I was on my way (as always) and he answered. He asked me to wait until he was done covering for one of the COs on break before coming over and to meet him out front. I did wait a bit, but he wasn't out front, so I went ahead and went in. I went down to the basement to get the med cart and he met up with me at the elevator on the first floor. He took me around to the floors and he flirted pretty heavy while we were on the elevator between floors (the stupid elevator is ancient so he had plenty of time ... ), he took me down to the basement to drop off the cart when I was done passing meds and I can't remember exactly what he said now - something about wanting me to kidnap him for a couple of hours, I think, but I replied with "sorry, but after the last mess went so very well, I'm not dating anyone that I work with." His response: "who said anything about dating, I'm just looking for a 1 or 2 night stand" ... I about died laughing, but at least he's honest. I explained a small portion of why that wouldn't ever happen ... he took it pretty well. Then he walked me back over to the mail jail - it was pretty cute, but now I feel incredibly mean and evil - like I'm leading him on or something, even though I've been honest with him that it won't happen.
 
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