Top relationship dealbreakers...

[SEVERUSMAX]

FYP.

I would say that a "man" that sees rape as a tertiary relationship killer is a pig.. .

. . .not to mention the fact no one is owned "sexual favors." If your cow isn't in the mooo-d, maybe it's you, not her?

I never said that a person is owed sex. I suggested breaking up if you're not compatible that way. That's a pretty big difference.

Also, every one of these dealbreakers is bad, so I was hard-pressed to decide which was worst. So I ranked them in terms of which would likely ruin my life quickest and longest if done to me.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Yes, your self-centered take on "relationships" was clear.

Nothing at all wrong.. .

. . .with your entertaining fantasies about having rape done to you.

You- do you.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yes, your self-centered take on "relationships" was clear.

Nothing at all wrong.. .

. . .with your entertaining fantasies about having rape done to you.

You- do you.

What's selfish about walking away from a toxic, incompatible relationship? Also, rape fantasies? What rape fantasies?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

10 bucks says this guy is a simpering cuck who has to sneak online when the Mrs ain't around.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

10 bucks says this guy is a simpering cuck who has to sneak online when the Mrs ain't around.

You lose.

 

[Bad_Egg]

None. Bitches ("women") know their place when they meet me.

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[SEVERUSMAX]

Lmao.

 

[nowisthetime]

Taken, but if I were single, here are my deal breakers...

If he was a 45 supporter, it won't even get pasf the dating stage. The person would already be doodoo in my eyes.

Other than that, I can overlook most things like crooked teeth, cock-eyes, balding, etc, as long as he makes me laugh and isn't annoying.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Taken, but if I were single, here are my deal breakers...

If he was a 45 supporter, it won't even get pasf the dating stage. The person would already be doodoo in my eyes.

Other than that, I can overlook most things like crooked teeth, cock-eyes, balding, etc, as long as he makes me laugh and isn't annoying.

Trump support would be tough to get around. Ugh.

 

[Ziggins]

Drug addiction and child porn would be the fastest GTFO triggers.

 

[Ziggins]

Farmers use dynamite to remove tree stumps, so owning dynamite is not a dealbreaker. If she wears it on a vest, I would be concerned.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Farmers use dynamite to remove tree stumps, so owning dynamite is not a dealbreaker. If she wears it on a vest, I would be concerned.

Owning dynamite is a reason to marry her.

 

[SweetAnnette]

Smoking.

CIGARETTE smoking.

Ugh.

 

[Dribble]

Trump support would be tough to get around. Ugh.

Any Republican...none are worth a shit.

 

[sundries]

What are they for you?

4. Constant denial of sexual favors to the point of complete neglect and non-cohabitation.
5. Double standards about extracurricular/extramarital liaisons.
If she can do it, so can I, or I walk. Period.

A real prize you are.

A prize cunt.

It's the shtick that half of these losers use.
What he's trying to say is "I'm so attractive I can get as many women I want, I'm married but still hypersexual and a bull in bed."

And when you meet them in person, it's like: "Where are your dentures and comfort socks, grandpa?"

 

[dolf]

It's the shtick that half of these losers use.
What he's trying to say is "I'm so attractive I can get as many women I want, I'm married but still hypersexual and a bull in bed."

And when you meet them in person, it's like: "Where are your dentures and comfort socks, grandpa?"

I, personally, enjoy the constant subtext of "my dick is just that good!" coupled with the macho need to state "no pussy is that good!". It makes the obvious disgust at my parody mirror posts hysterically funny to me.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Some folks are reading way too much into my dealbreakers. But whatever. I made no claims that people aren't simply interpreting the fuck between the lines. Everyone has dealbreakers. That's healthy self-respect. You seem to believe that the lack of dealbreakers is better.

To each their own. Believe what you like. I'm not responsible for your opinion any more than I am those of the other jackasses who've chosen to smear me personally. That's your problem, not mine. I'm simply asking people their dealbreakers out of sheer curiosity and stating my own.

Some of you amateur Freuds really crack me up.

 

[dolf]

 

[Threeeightnine]

What are they for you? Cheating, slapping, abuse, politics?

1. Physical abuse, including slapping.
2. Financial/economic abuse, including the destruction of property, draining bank accounts, maxing out cards, etc.
3. Sexual abuse, such as rape.
4. Constant denial of sexual favors to the point of complete neglect and non-cohabitation.
5. Double standards about extracurricular/extramarital liaisons. If she can do it, so can I, or I walk. Period.
6. Public berating or belittlement or other forms of verbal abuse.

Cheating? Well, I'll likely just do revenge fucks and then forgive, unless she cops an attitude and acts like mine are terrible while her straying is cool. See number 5 for that one.

For those that say that revenge fucks might damage a relationship, I say no, they are an acid test for a relationship. If she can't handle the revenge fuck, I no longer want a relationship with her. See number 5.

Of course, I refuse to do monogamy, anyway, so number 5 is rather hypothetical.

I agree with you totally on points 1,2,3, and 6. No one is owed sex and revenge sex just means you are both in the wrong. 4 and 5 should be grounds for relationship counseling imo.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I agree with you totally on points 1,2,3, and 6. No one is owed sex and revenge sex just means you are both in the wrong. 4 and 5 should be grounds for relationship counseling imo.

Of course, no one is owed sex. But no one is obligated to be celibate, either. Even those who signed up for monogamy didn't sign up for celibacy. It's better to go outside than to pressure your SO if they're not up to it. Outsourcing.

Or just leaving if it gets bad enough. Someone once said that sex is like air. It's not that important, until you don't get it.

And in my view, revenge sex is justice. Karmic payback. And that isn't exactly wrong. Then again, I've never believed the whole "two wrongs don't make a right" bullshit. That assumes wrongdoing in revenge, which I don't buy at all. It's not the act that is inherently wrong, it's the context that makes it right or wrong. And I've never really believed in just turning the other cheek.

I don't think that 4 and 5 can be fixed by relationship counseling. More likely by a good stint in a psych ward for the offending party with 5 and a regular shrink for 4.

 

[dolf]

Cheating is shitty enough. Cheating for the sole purpose of hurting your partner is just fucked up. If you can't work it through like adults, leave.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Cheating is shitty enough. Cheating for the sole purpose of hurting your partner is just fucked up. If you can't work it through like adults, leave.

Does anything about this guy strike you as "adult"?

 

[dolf]

Does anything about this guy strike you as "adult"?

The size of diapers he wears?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Not sure why the ones on ignore even bother replying.

 

[dolf]

We all believe you're not reading this. Honest we do.