Top signs "50 Shades" is making BDSM mainstream

[YourCaptor]

Emergency rooms are flooded with red faced people who wont sit down for some inexplicable reason.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Home depot is having marriage counseling as well as DYI BDSM tricks

 

[Scentofawoman]

HGTV has a new show "The 50 ways to make your home BDSM ready"

 

[kiwi_submissive]

The BDSM Home shopping channel.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Victoris's Secret has a new BDSM line in GREY.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

You can buy packs of rope at the Hardware store that have diagrams on how to tie your partner up in certain positions.

 

[midwestyankee]

Dom Depot drops the no-longer-necessary "Home" from their name.

 

[Scentofawoman]

OPI new line. 50 shades of Bondage colors

 

[Scentofawoman]

"Hell's kitchen" is now "Hell's dungeon" with audience participation

 

[Kurokami]

Oh cool, we're doing this now? Okay, um...

When buying candles, you can get them in Scented, Non-scented, and Dripping.

Pet stores start stocking more person-sized cages.

People stop using the phrase "I'm all tied up at the moment," to mean that they're busy in general.

Women start paying far too much attention to their inner goddesses, or how their partner's pants hang on them.

 

[Loverskitten]

Mc Donald's launches "slave size" meals which is scraps you'll get as you kneel at Master's feet.

 

[waaitg]

My sister-in-law is not only reading the series, but is actually proud of the fact this is the first book she completed since leaving university 10 years ago.

The latest crowd of 18 year old douchebags (or your local drinking age) brag about having read this book as a pick up line.

Your local grocery store has a display of rope and kitchen utensils right next to the display of these books.

Oh wait, that is my real life.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Slavery contracts are next to the wills, rental agreements and other DIY legal documents at the book shop.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

New phones now include Collar I.D.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I think 50 Shades would've bombed

if it hadn't been for Kindle.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Washington State-Vancouver applications surge.

Majority of freshmen declare for new "Submission" major.

 

[mojo23]

Instead of being known as the city of roses Portland, OR has been renamed the city of "keep the roses give me the thorns"

 

[Scentofawoman]

I am not lying. I was in the mall today an the Fredrick's of Hollywood store had the book, a black bustier, cuffs, and a fake crop all on display in the window. I seriously died laughing. If I was alone I would have snapped a picture.

 

[Stella_Omega]

So, yesterday. SoCal Leather Tribes annual picnic. Pervy scavenger hunt, Three-legged race, Dildo toss (which the puppies retrieved) the ceremonial bursting of 25 water balloons on this years' L.A. Mr Leather.

All the prizes were in a trashbag, the winners were supposed to put in their hand and pull something out. The booby prize was a copy of '50 Shades'-- the guy who drew it was allowed to put it back in and look for something else.

True story...

 

[mynameisben]

My mother started tying her hair up in a bun.

 

[missgiter]

Slavery contracts are next to the wills, rental agreements and other DIY legal documents at the book shop.

BAHAHA.

 

[lovecraft68]

All doms retire because they're now in love.

 

[Stella_Omega]

All doms retire because they're now in love.

Now that's funny!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Someone legally changes their name to Christian Gray.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Your local grocery store has a display of rope and kitchen utensils right next to the display of these books.

Oh wait, that is my real life.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.