Top twelve reasons homosexual marriage should not be legal

[worknman]

I grab the attention of all sides! The homosexuals in letting them Know I and not blind to what they are up to. And the heterosexuals in keeping them informed on the truths of homosexuals.

I think you are referring to what is known as the homosexual agenda, whereby if we let them get married, that paves the way for all kinds of immorality, including people marrying their hampsters, having anal sex with their cat, etc.

But if you're going to take this view and say that we can't allow gays to get married because of "what it will lead to", then perhaps you can begin to understand why some people don't feel comfortable with having the 10 Commandments plastered all over courthouse buildings. Personally, I'm much more worried about the 'ultra conservate' agenda more so than I am the homosexual agenda. At least with the latter, whatever they do (whehtier it's legal or not), they do without harassing me.

(BTW: Just in case you're wondering, I'm very much hetero.)

 

[Guest]

...It is totally unfair to have alll the bashing of heterosexuals by homosexuals...

Oh yeah. Sure... because that's the way it always works, huh? Damn those homos for bashing all those heteros. Come on! You couldn't have seriously failed to notice that the majority of the time it is heterosexuals (granted, usually males with repressed homosexual desires...) who bash homosexuals, could you? Think about all the times gay people get beaten by homophobes. Now, when was the last time you heard about a straight person getting beaten up by a homosexual just because he/she is straight? Come back from Mars and join the rest of the world, would you! Oh yeah... and I guess the homosexuals are also trying to keep heteros from marrying, and raising children? Dumbass.

Xtaabay

 

[d8Rape]

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[Wintermute]

Why not?

I'm a straight man who is supportive of homosexual unions.




If they want to be as miserable as the rest of the straight married couples I know, then more power to them.

 

[69forever]

Top twelve reasons homosexual marriage should not be legal:
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a separate but equal institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

hehehe!!!! The humor suits my darker side and is a welcome break from the rabid anti-gay posters shown at demonstrations on the news.

*thanks Setti*

 

[Josephine-ckyrm]

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