Total Trivia

[Gaia_Lorraine]

We could create our own...

A defiance of men
An assertion of women
A riot of children

 

[MSH2]

We could create our own...

A defiance of men
An assertion of women
A riot of children

A Tiring of Toddlers

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

A pain of bosses

 

[MSH2]

A pain of bosses

An Irritation of supervisors

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

An Irritation of supervisors

A rebel of employees

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Song titles with female names.

----------- B ------------

Barbara : The Temptations : 1960
Barbara Ann : The Regents : 1961
Barbara Ann : Jan & Dean : 1962
Barbara Ann : The Beach Boys : 1966
Bye Bye Barbara : Johnny Mathis : 1964
Lady Barbara : Herman's Hermits : 1970
Please Don't Ask About Barbara : Bobby Vee : 1962
Belle Belle My Liberty Belle : Guy Mitchell : 1951
Bernadette : Four Tops : 1967
Bernadine : Pat Boone : 1957
Bertha Lou : Rocky Burnette : 1979
Beth : City Boy : 1978
Betty And Dupree : Chuck Willis : 1958
Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Shoes : Bobby Freeman : 1958
Betty My Angel : Jerry Fuller : 1959
Ready For Betty : Lloyd Price : 1961
Billie Baby : Lloyd Price : 1964
Billie Jean : Michael Jackson : 1983
Ode To Billie Joe : Bobby Gentry : 1967
Bonnie Come Back : Duane Eddy : 1960

 

[BoomerP]

If you drink 50 liters of Mozella (Apple soda)
You will get drunk!

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

If you drink 50 liters of Mozella (Apple soda)
You will get drunk!

I'll stick to 1 liter of Chablis, that always does the trick

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Chablis is the northernmost wine region of Burgundy, situated about 200km northwest of the Côte d'Or. Its reputation is based on the unique expression of the Chardonnay grape, particularly from the Grands and Premiers Crus vineyards. The wine may range in style from a fairly classic, lean and minerally drink, very well suited to pairing with shellfish and other seafood, to a much richer wine, often the result of lees-stirring and sometimes oak maturation.

 

[BoomerP]

I'll stick to 1 liter of Chablis, that always does the trick

But where's the fun in that?

 

[Sienna]

A rebel of employees

An erection of studs

Nah... just joking

More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. However, it did not mention how many were referring to their wives...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

But where's the fun in that?

Believe me, I'm fun after a liter of Chablis

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

An erection of studs

Nah... just joking

More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. However, it did not mention how many were referring to their wives...

A mouthful of cocks
A dribble of pussies

I can lower the tone too

 

[Sienna]

Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women.

Bless

 

[MSH2]

Believe me, I'm fun after a liter of Chablis

And after 750ml of very drinkable merlot, like............. oh this one right here?

 

[Sienna]

A mouthful of cocks
A dribble of pussies

I can lower the tone too

On a website like this... I think it kind of highers the tone

Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.

Naughty dolphins

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

The Great Rift Valley is tearing Africa apart. Eventually, as the rift deepens and widens, surrounding waters will rush in to create a new gulf, or sea, as Somalia breaks away from Africa to form the new Somali Plate.

 

[Sienna]

A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex...

I must remember that next time I get migraine...

 

[Sienna]

Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.

Kiss Me!

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

On a website like this... I think it kind of highers the tone

Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.

Naughty dolphins

But oh so nice to have an island of tranquility amidst a sea of online procreators

Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals.

Sienna meet ParrishP, ParrishP please meet Sienna, I have known her for 6 years

 

[Sienna]

Hello ParrishP

Over 50% of all people fantasize more often about money than sex, so technically, Bill Gates is the hearthrob of the world.

I better change directions and look for a job in a BANK!

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Q, How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A, There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

 

[Sienna]

Queen Anne had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.

http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/edward-hyde-governor-NY.jpg

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

# Our current notational system for music was developed by Guido d'Arrezo in the 10th century.

# The phonograph - the first machine that could both record and reproduce sound - was invented by Thomas Edison in 1877.

# In 1896, the American Thaddeus Cahill filed a patent on the "art of and apparatus for generating and distributing music electronically" and until 1914 Cahill's Telharmoniums fed music signals down AT&T's telephone lines in New York.

 

[Sienna]

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female...

OUCH!

A mature bed bug is an oval-bodied insect, brown to red-brown in color, wingless and flattened top to bottom. Unfed bugs are 1/4 to 3/8 inch long and the upper surface of the body has a crinkled appearance. A bug that has recently fed is engorged with blood, dull red in color, and the body is elongated and swollen. Eggs are white and are about 1/32 inch long. Newly hatched bugs are nearly colourless.

Interesting...