Total Trivia

[smotherman]

The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions

 

[smotherman]

If the current trend continues, by the year 2215 midgets will outnumber "normal-sized" people.

 

[smotherman]

For over a decade, the number of drive-by shootings has been directly proportional to increased gas prices.

 

[BoomerP]

A womans butt will get bigger if a man cums up her bum!

Haha sorry I just heard someone who thought that

 

[fire_breeze]

Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed.

For some reason, I'm waiting for a bad joke about tonsil hockey and balls to appear

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed.

What I wanna know is who the hell discovered that?
"Fancy a game of tennis?"
"Yes, but I don't have a ball."
"That's ok, I got got some fresh human tonsils in my pocket."
"Great! but I only got 30 minutes"

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Song Titles with Female names...

-------- F --------

Fannie Mae : Buster Brown : 1960
Annie's Aunt Fannie : The Midnighters : 1954
Hey Miss Fannie : The Clovers : 1952
Jiving Sister Fanny : The Rolling Stones : 1975

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Song titles with female names...

-------- G ---------

Gaye : Clifford T Ward : 1973
Sweet Lady Genevieve : The Kinks : 1973
Sweet Georgia Brown : The Mills Brothers : 1931
Sweet Georgia Brown : Tommy Steele : 1959
Georgia On My Mind : Ray Charles : 1960
Georgia On My Mind : The Righteous Brothers : 1966
Georgia On My Mind : Tommy Steele : 1960
Gigi : Vic Damone : 1958
Gina : Johnny Mathis : 1962
Ginnie Bell : Paul Dino : 1961
Ginny Come Lately : Brian Hyland : 1962
Glendora : Perry Como : 1956
Gloria - I Wonder Why : The Cadillacs : 1954
Gloria : The Mills Brothers : 1948
Gloria : The Passions : 1960
Gloria : Vito & The Salutations : 1962
Gloria : The Manhattan Transfer : 1975
Gloria : Classic Rock : 1983
Gloria's Theme : Adam Wade : 1960
Grace Kelly : Mika : 2007
Grizabella : From 'Cats' (Musical) : 1981

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

A womans butt will get bigger if a man cums up her bum!

Haha sorry I just heard someone who thought that

The anal sphincter muscle is designed to expand and contract an unlimited number of times. Stretching it will not make it any less able to constrict, just as stretching your hamstrings does not make them weaker. There have even been a number of long-term studies that found that there was absolutely no loss of muscle tone or the ability to contract regardless of the amount of anal sex a person has had.

Go tell 'em Parrish

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Anal Sex

The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education. The anus is a tube that is one and a half inches long and surrounded by two rings of muscle. One ring, the external sphincter, is under your control. The other, the internal sphincter, will automatically tighten whenever something is pushed into your anus. Relaxing the external sphincter will make anal sex easier and more pleasurable. Your anus does not produce its own natural lubrication, so use lots of water-based lubricants to further increase your pleasure.

 

[fire_breeze]

Paul Cezanne had a parrot who he taught to say, "Cezanne is a great painter."

 

[BoomerP]

Anal Sex

The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education. The anus is a tube that is one and a half inches long and surrounded by two rings of muscle. One ring, the external sphincter, is under your control. The other, the internal sphincter, will automatically tighten whenever something is pushed into your anus. Relaxing the external sphincter will make anal sex easier and more pleasurable. Your anus does not produce its own natural lubrication, so use lots of water-based lubricants to further increase your pleasure.

Sounds exciting

 

[fire_breeze]

Reportedly, Virginia Woolf wrote all her books while standing.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Sounds exciting

To better understand anal sex, you need to understand the anatomy of your anus and rectum. With a mirror, and a good light source, take a look at your anus. As you spread your buttocks, you will notice the opening to your anus. Though it appears small and tight, it is capable of stretching enough to accommodate a finger, toy or any size penis. You will notice that the skin surrounding your anus is dark and wrinkled, and contains hair, sweat and oil-secreting glands. The tube-like anus contains numerous nerves and is exquisitely sensitive to touch and stretching. At the top of the anus is the rectum. The five-inch rectum is not straight, but makes several turns. And because the tissue of the rectum is delicate, sharp objects or unusual force can easily damage it. Though not as sensitive as the anus, some women enjoy the feeling of rectal "fullness" that is created during anal sex play.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Philosophical thought of the day...

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. ~John Burroughs

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

To better understand anal sex, you need to understand the anatomy of your anus and rectum. With a mirror, and a good light source, take a look at your anus. As you spread your buttocks, you will notice the opening to your anus. Though it appears small and tight, it is capable of stretching enough to accommodate a finger, toy or any size penis. You will notice that the skin surrounding your anus is dark and wrinkled, and contains hair, sweat and oil-secreting glands. The tube-like anus contains numerous nerves and is exquisitely sensitive to touch and stretching. At the top of the anus is the rectum. The five-inch rectum is not straight, but makes several turns. And because the tissue of the rectum is delicate, sharp objects or unusual force can easily damage it. Though not as sensitive as the anus, some women enjoy the feeling of rectal "fullness" that is created during anal sex play.

OK! Trivial Fact, It feels like you are having a 'dump'

 

[CCaprice]

The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions

Are those in-person audits??

 

[smotherman]

Baking soda and vinegar will make your scrambled eggs fluffier.

 

[smotherman]

Are those in-person audits??

Absolutely!


If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Baking soda and vinegar will make your scrambled eggs fluffier.

When making an omelette simply cover it with a lid on low heat. The heat from the lid stops it drying out and allows it to puff up.

 

[smotherman]

Over the last two decades, more people died of heart attacks while watching horror movies in movie theaters than died while sky-diving.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Absolutely!


If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.

Here is where researchers believe Viagra will help. As in men when blood vessels in the penis become engorged with blood so that an erection occurs, it is true in women that when the blood vessels of the vagina become engorged with blood, the vagina becomes properly lubricated in preparation for intercourse. Perhaps women who have been unable to achieve orgasms may be able to climax with the help of Viagra.

 

[smotherman]

When making an omelette simply cover it with a lid on low heat. The heat from the lid stops it drying out and allows it to puff up.

Yes, you're correct! http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif




Because of their unusual shape, Hershey's Kisses contain more calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other forms

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Yes, you're corect! http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

Chefs of the world unite

 

[CCaprice]

Absolutely!


If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.

So it perks everything up!