Toy Talk

[patient1]

Rather than continue to highjack the penis picture thread,
I decided to start a new thread dedicated to sex toys/pleasure objects. Vibrators, dildos, plugs, etc.

How many do you think you have?

 

[pointless]

one.

that works.

and it sucks.

 

[Wings]

I have the Lelo Gigi and a Purewand. That's all I need. I had avoided the things that shake for a long time but I was impressed by the Lelo reviews and I adore that thing.

 

[yossi]

Does this include spanking type toys and restraints, or only direct vaginal and clitoral stimulators?

 

[pointless]

well, pleasure objects is a bit of a wide open phrase, yes?

 

[patient1]

Does this include spanking type toys and restraints, or only direct vaginal and clitoral stimulators?

The poll is strictly for pleasure devices, the thread is open to discussion of any and all accessories, including leather boots. I figured that stuff could make for complicated inventories. Thanks for asking.

 

[yossi]

well, pleasure objects is a bit of a wide open phrase, yes?

The poll is strictly for pleasure devices, the thread is open to discussion of any and all accessories, including leather boots. I figured that stuff could make for complicated inventories. Thanks for asking.

Well, I guess it depends on who you're asking. Ha.

 

[warrior queen]

I haven't included any restraints, whips, gags, or the various lubes.
I actually have far too many toys, but I just can't bring myself to part with any!

 

[Killswitch]

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/stp.jpg

http://loadoutroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/duct-tape.jpg

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Ski-mask-psd7675.png

 

[pointless]

Well, I guess it depends on who you're asking. Ha.

well, he just changed it to devices, the fucker. make up your damned mind!

 

[yossi]

Six or seven pleasure devices. I don't, however, use them all. A couple I bought just to realize they didn't work for me.

Ten or eleven pleasure objects. (Which is a combination of my pleasure devices and other miscellaneous toys.)

 

[dolf]

do cunt electrodes count?

 

[Phelia]

Three, but after reading the other thread, I want a Mona inside me.

 

[Wings]

We tend to use kitchen utensils more than we should but I didn't count those.

 

[pete]

Six or seven pleasure devices. I don't, however, use them all. A couple I bought just to realize they didn't work for me.

Ten or eleven pleasure objects. (Which is a combination of my pleasure devices and other miscellaneous toys.)

this is a complex poll, innit?

does it count as a pleasure object when it doubles as a functonal piece of clothing, e.g. a leather belt?

 

[pointless]

i miss my vibrating toothbrush. it was scary and wonderful.

 

[patient1]

One of the most interesting and original developments to reach the market this year, ( update- http://shop.literotica.com/sphinx_search2.php?a=literotica&ser_key=stronic&s_cid=all) is the German built stronic eins.

More of a portable fucking machine than a traditional vibe, it thrusts itself.
The weight isnside shifts back and forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOyAqxWdG0

http://www.heyepiphora.com/2013/04/review-stronic-eins/

 

[Fuckette]

thinking about it http://www.automobilemag.com/features/news/1312-2015-audi-a3-sportback-etron/

http://image.automobilemag.com/f/60042098+w847+h565+q80+re0+cr1+ar0+st0/2015-Audi-A3-Sportback-rear-three-quarter-view-03.jpg

 

[pointless]

yeah, but will it feel good jammed up my butthole?

 

[yossi]

this is a complex poll, innit?

does it count as a pleasure object when it doubles as a functonal piece of clothing, e.g. a leather belt?

I didn't include anything in my recounting that you couldn't find in a sex toy store. If I did, I think I'd have just one more. A tie.

One of the most interesting and original developments to reach the market this year, ( but not the Lit site, last I looked) is the German built stronic eins.

More of a portable fucking machine than a traditional vibe, it thrusts itself.
The weight isnside shifts back and forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOyAqxWdG0

http://www.heyepiphora.com/2013/04/review-stronic-eins/

I would love to try that! I've always wanted to try a fucking machine as well. I enjoy the videos muchly.

 

[patient1]

this is a complex poll, innit?

does it count as a pleasure object when it doubles as a functonal piece of clothing, e.g. a leather belt?

Yes. It's complicated.

If it helps, the poll was inspired by MonaLittle's comment in the "Who has the prettiest penis" thread -

"LOVE my Lelo. I posted a pic of mine somewhere around here. I only have 2 vibes. I wonder if most women have more?"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=979162&page=7

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f76c70f7275fce6fe97c0faa6adf9c7c/tumblr_mnj4vuCkDt1ssqb79o1_500.jpg

 

[patient1]

Six or seven pleasure devices. I don't, however, use them all. A couple I bought just to realize they didn't work for me.

Ten or eleven pleasure objects. (Which is a combination of my pleasure devices and other miscellaneous toys.)

That's the nature of these things, and that's why it's important to research and discuss them. Because there's a lot of "I like it, but..."

A lot of pleasure object descriptions sound marvelous. Then you buy, try it and find out it's uncomfortable/ weak/ hard to clean/ doesn't hold a charge/ is numbing rather than pleasant/ needs multiple or variable settings, is made of plastic with toxic fumes, sounds like a power tool, etc.

 

[lovetoread]

I have a lot of them, including a strap on,but I mainly use the purple vibe.

I like to just get the job done as quickly as possible.

 

[patient1]

Stronic followed up with-

the Zwei, which is shorter and better shaped to fit a colon, with a rim to keep it from going in too far. https://www.funfactoryusa.com/product_codes/4000208

and the Dri, which is a ribbed version of the Eins. I don't know if that's for greater stimulation, to help hold it inside, or if it's meant to allow the device to burrow in by itself. To me it looks like some kind of Klingon cock.
https://www.funfactoryusa.com/product_codes/4000374

According to another acclaimed reviewer, the latest is the greatest!
http://www.redheadbedhead.com/the-f...ot-to-get-out-of-bed-in-the-morning/#comments