Troll Bot

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Vhat do you zink?

 

[Mischka]

Zat you have a zexy accent.

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Just vait until you zee my avatar... it iz all picked out and ready to go...

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Zat you have a zexy accent.

Vhat accent?

 

[Problem Child]

Mad scientist, when are you going to make a p_p_man troll-bot? The time has come.

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

LOL... no... he iz a liberal european, but I rezerve my TrollBots for zhose who hurt other people...

There are two: KID RCK1 and yayati.

But, I have built my bot zo I can add new people az dezerve it.

 

[Debbie]

I so have to see Ze Mad Zientists av! Yippeee this will be 1000!!!

As to Troll bot, "I say, verily, unto thee with all the love in the world, there is a time and a place for everything. A time to ignore, a time to love, a time to embrace, a time to work, a time to play, a time for troll bot to visit, a time for all to unite, a time for laughter, a time for mourning, a time for tears, for everything turn turn turn there is a place"

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

You are ze mozt beautiful fooking poet zat I have ever read...

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Oh... fook it... bump!

 

[lilminx]

Love your av, Mad Scinetist... can you mix me something so that I can sleep?

 

[Debbie]

I am the most fooking beautiful poet you have read? *faints away*


pass them smelling salts somebody and give lilminx some natural kavakava

 

[lilminx]

Thanks, Debbiexxx- I have to get up in an hour anyway...

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

I vould mix you up ze mozt vonderful elixzir... But you vould feel ze need to fook me aftervard. Vould zat be okay?

 

[lilminx]

Lol- as long as I get to sleep after that....

You're a HORNY mad zientist- is it true that you guys are the biggest pervs because you never get any?

 

[Debbie]

lilminx are you still not feeling well? Sorry to hear you have to get up in an hour. How will you cope during your long day? I wish I could help

 

[Debbie]

pssst Ze Mad Zientist hypnotise her!

 

[lilminx]

lilminx are you still not feeling well? Sorry to hear you have to get up in an hour. How will you cope during your long day? I wish I could help

I'm feeling better from my hangover, but now I feel like shit b/c i have to go teach 20 first graders on 2 hours sleep. I just hope I don't get snappy with them b/c I'm cranky. I guess I'll just have to rely on coffee... Thank you for your concern, hon- I really appreciate it. Now, off to shower!

 

[KR1troll]

Your a standup dude man! Number one in my book!

 

[Cheyenne]

I love them.

Are you a close relative of Gnufi by any chance? Hmmm?

 

[*bratcat*]

Chey...

 

[Renegade]

Love the AV.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, since you asked....

You know I admire the bots, but...

1) What's to keep you from abusing your power?
2) If we allow you to do it, should we allow a troll to do it?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I think what is needed is a Duckman Troll Bot - he would spew forth random Duckman quotes like this:

Cornfed - You're aware that while it affords one the momentary
illusion of satisfaction, the spewing of bile is
never a permanent solution.

(open door) thump
Ajax - OW
(open door) thump
Ajax - OW
(open door) thump
Ajax - OW
Duckman - Step away from the door, then pull.


Fluffy - Mr. Duckman your carton of Itch-away Rectal Cream just
arrived and your test results are here. The doctor hasn't
identified your lesions but he's ruled out cold sores!

Ajax - By the hand of Zeus what manner of deviltry is this?
I mean... what gives?

Cornfed - So, you going to spend the rest of your life waxing your
own board or are you going to call her back?

Cornfed - Norman Rockwell on acid.

Ajax - Mmm ... a gumball... how fortutious

Cornfed - Your dating an ugly women, aren't you?
Duckman - How did you know?
Cornfed - I've fished out of that pond myself.

Duckman - Goodnight Ber....
Bernice - AHHHH!!!!!
Duckman - BRRRR! YUCK! It'll be a long time before I eat Broccoli
again.

Cornfed - I was once kidnapped by a cabal of kick-boxing Ninja who forced me nightly to play a deadly game of steel cage basketball where the losers where beheaded.
Duckman - Yea... well... I bet there wasn't a shot clock.

I love Duckman!

 

[Renegade]

God, I miss that show. "It's times like this where I wish I had a penis".

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Duckman - I finally found a woman I can love and respect.
Look her eyes point in the same direction.