Troll Bot

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Re: Well, since you asked....

You know I admire the bots, but...

1) What's to keep you from abusing your power?
2) If we allow you to do it, should we allow a troll to do it?

1) I vill be very careful with ze Bots. No one elze will ever get ze code from me.

2) Trollz do it now... they juzt have to type to troll. How would it be ztopped?

I have thought about zis quite a lot... and have made every attempt to make zure my code doez not hurt ze board.

If Laurel ever azked me to ztop, I would... Have I given ze idea to zomeone who could alzo write ze code to do zis? Of courze. Ze idea iz original, az far az I know, but it iz not az if zomeone elze couldn't do zis. I vould guezz that there are three or four people on Lit now who could do zis...

Ze TrollBot iz a natural extenzion of the idea of online community building that iz alzo common to massively multiplayer role-playing games, vhere people group together to punish criminalz. Lit iz a large enough community zat it needz zome policing. Ze TrollBot iz rather like a zcarlet letter for azzholes, ja?

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

I think what is needed is a Duckman Troll Bot ...

LOL!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You explain it well. But I still think we need to keep your powers in check. I say we divide you into Legislative, Judicial and Executive branches, and develop an Electoral College system of voting, with tenured court appointments, approved cabinet offices and finite senatorial terms. In other words, we the perverts, in order to form a more pervereted union, establish justice and preserve forum tranquilty, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and for our newbies, will ordain and establish a Constitution for the united mates of Literotica.

Right. Everyone meet me in Philadelphia.

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Ze Legizlative and Executive branches would just fight over who getz ze part with ze peniz...

Zis TrollBot, it iz much like "performanze art," ja?

 

[Debbie]

Can I say I admire you for you quick wit, accent and your mind.

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Ja, you could zay that...