*True Confessions*

[Wintermute]

Lmfao!!!

 

[Curious_Fem]

Careful about who you call a goober, dear. He may not let you play with his lightsaber ;-)

And for the record....I would not ejaculate in my pants.





I'd have the good sense to whip it out first.

You did say you had a webcam, didn't you? : drool :

 

[Curious_Fem]

Lmfao!!!

Hey you.

 

[happydude140]

Ok, here is my list

I really want to fuck my mother in law and my sister in law

I jack off alot

I think its crap that a women can be open sexually and she is considered hot and I am considered a weirdo.

I love online sex

I love phone sex

I wish my wife was as into sex as I am.

 

[omahaman2]

OH,MY GOSH!
I didnt know when we used nics to hide our true identities i was doing my confessing to and listening to the confessions of real life stars!!!

http://sbritt.com/images/goober.jpg

 

[Nigel]

That shows you how much I care about Star Wars...



Nigel just berated me for getting it wrong too...I'm apparently living with another Star Wars goober...

I am NOT a goober...I'm a nerdy spazoid....there's a subtle difference....

Hey, everyone!!

 

[naughtygirl]

I am NOT a goober...I'm a nerdy spazoid....there's a subtle difference....

Hey, everyone!!

And yet I still love you...

 

[InLust]

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly
stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out
staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The
only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products that captured the essence of
Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
created a Top Ten List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for everyone.


The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!


And the unanimous number one slogan

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

 

[InLust]

OMG!!!!!!! A Nigel sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[omahaman2]

Careful about who you call a goober, dear. He may not let you play with his lightsaber ;-)

And for the record....I would not ejaculate in my pants.





I'd have the good sense to whip it out first.

http://www.ravepartytoys.com/images/Plasma/Light-Saber.gif

 

[sortacurious]

Hiya everyone,

Just stopping in while trying to download some music ideas for the wedding. My eyes are crossing with all the first dance, father/daughter, mother/son, garter, cake, recession, interlude, dinner...yada-yada-yada songs. So, if you've heard any great ones (or really bad ones for a DO NOT PLAY list), I'm desperate for suggestions.

Looks like there's been A LOT of great new confessions lately. Always good to see people exploring and discovering and revealing!

Life is good here...no, that's not quite right..***** is great! We're working tons of hours, which is good...because little did I know, weddings cost like a gazillion dollars, or so it seems. But that leaves little play time, although we find a way to play anyway.

NG, I'd love to hear your diet/excerise strategy! oh, and you know, I read back some last time I was here and you are so right, we really have been leading parallel lives in some ways! I too had to leave my dog behind for awhile. I wasn't sure what to do when the plans changed to fly instead of drive back out to CA, because he's a 140lb rottie and the airlines just didn't care that he's my baby. I finally found a company that ground transports in vans from door to door for $200. He got here just a few weeks after I'd gone back to meet the moving company in August, so around 9 months since I first moved out here, and over a year since I'd had to leave him with my ex! It was killing me to not have him. My ex was taking crappy care of him (another story altogether). Anyway, I can so relate!

Oman, I read you changed jobs? How is it going? Are you albe to stay home now?

Curious, I'm sorry you're in a low place. If there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate. I've clawed my way out of some pretty low places in my life, so know how it feels.*hugs*

SS, when are we ever gonna catch each other?????????

 

[omahaman2]

Hiya everyone,

Just stopping in while trying to download some music ideas for the wedding. My eyes are crossing with all the first dance, father/daughter, mother/son, garter, cake, recession, interlude, dinner...yada-yada-yada songs. So, if you've heard any great ones (or really bad ones for a DO NOT PLAY list), I'm desperate for suggestions.

Looks like there's been A LOT of great new confessions lately. Always good to see people exploring and discovering and revealing!

Life is good here...no, that's not quite right..***** is great! We're working tons of hours, which is good...because little did I know, weddings cost like a gazillion dollars, or so it seems. But that leaves little play time, although we find a way to play anyway.

NG, I'd love to hear your diet/excerise strategy! oh, and you know, I read back some last time I was here and you are so right, we really have been leading parallel lives in some ways! I too had to leave my dog behind for awhile. I wasn't sure what to do when the plans changed to fly instead of drive back out to CA, because he's a 140lb rottie and the airlines just didn't care that he's my baby. I finally found a company that ground transports in vans from door to door for $200. He got here just a few weeks after I'd gone back to meet the moving company in August, so around 9 months since I first moved out here, and over a year since I'd had to leave him with my ex! It was killing me to not have him. My ex was taking crappy care of him (another story altogether). Anyway, I can so relate!

Oman, I read you changed jobs? How is it going? Are you albe to stay home now?

Curious, I'm sorry you're in a low place. If there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate. I've clawed my way out of some pretty low places in my life, so know how it feels.*hugs*

SS, when are we ever gonna catch each other?????????

SORTA!!
Like everyone else,miss ya!!

To answer question, yes i have a new job and i stay home now. However, unlike you i make

http://www.museumofmoney.org/welcome/images/pennies.jpg
I just took it until i find something better! Im still trying to work my way back from a couple months ago when i had car stolen, jenny had health probs and
i had work probs.
Ill work through it all with the help you and the other tcers give me. nothing can stop me when you all curve a part of my body.

http://www.adventureballoon.com/Images/P%20T%20Smiles.jpg

A song for you guys maybe
winter snow is falling down
children laughing all around
lights are turning on
like a fairy tale come true

sitting by the fire we made
you're the answer when i prayed
i would find someone
and baby i found you

all i want is to hold you forever
all i need is you more every day
you saved my heart
from being broken apart
you gave your love away
and i'm thankful every day
for the gift

watching as you softly sleep
what i'd give if i could keep
just this moment
if only time stood still

but the colors fade away
and the years will make us grey
but baby in my eyes
you'll still be beautiful

all i want is to hold you forever
all i need is you more every day
you saved my heart
from being broken apart
you gave your love away
and i'm thankful every day
for the gift

(instrumental)

all i want is to hold you forever
all i need is you more every day
you saved my heart
from being broken apart
you gave your love away
i can't find the words to say
that i'm thankful every day
for the gift

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

 

[ride_the_horsey]

A Henry sighting .......now that made me smile

 

[InLust]

Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribal leaders presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

 

[InLust]

2 days and no posts????? What is going on here....is TC dieing?

 

[omahaman2]

2 days and no posts????? What is going on here....is TC dieing?

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/73/1394/640/NO.jpg

http://www.1099.com/graphics/illustrations/sayingno.jpeg

http://pbskids.org/lions/printables/coloring/images/no.gif

http://speedwood.com/newsletters/june1999/pictures/big/no-sign.jpg

and no to the death of TC!!

 

[Wintermute]

2 days and no posts????? What is going on here....is TC dieing?

No just resting... it does that from time to time.

 

[Gelert Lonewolf]

Ok, well then. May as well add another contibution... true confession No.2 ... hmmm...

After I dumped my ex girlfriend, she started going out with my best mate, and when going out with my best mate, she sent me a letter telling me she "still loved" me. My best friend (who I had no problems with) "happened" to find the letter lying on ym desk top.

There WERE words shared between both of them... ooops...

 

[omahaman2]

Scared!!!

Everyone is

http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/missing_in_action.jpg

 

[Guest]

I saw this type of thread recently on another forum. Thought I would start one here. It can be very fun and I love to learn things about people!! Post as many confessions as you wish The only "rule" is that it has to be a TRUE confession!! Lets begin the fun!

i like to masturbate outdoors....on the roof of our house

 

[babydoll_73]

Hi everyone. I decided to visit. Things are going ehh here. Wish I could say they were going great but they are not. Men are the downfall of women. If I had known that this is how things would go when I married Brian, I might have waited a bit. I wish I could say that he is an asshole because that would make things easier. I would just leave him and get a divorce. But, 99% of the time his is great. We just have one sore spot. My surgery. I am planning on having gastric bypass surgery in 3 months. He is against it. Not because of normal things like adverse reactions and problems that could occure. But because I will lose weight and I might leave him. I told him that there is no way in hell that I would leave him no matter what. He is having a hard time believing me. This is the man for me. No matter who came to me when I lose weight I would not leave him. Why can't he understand that? I love him and nobody can change that. Now he has been offered a position that will take him to Germany for a year and he is considering it. I told him that I could not go with him. Plus there is no pay increase for it. We were planning on adopting a child in the next year and doing all this great stuff but we have to get through this. I love him and don't know what to do. He has no reason to be insecure because he is honestly the best looking guy I have ever seen. I don't know what to do. But I will do my damndest to work this out. I will have the surgery too. I have to have it. Oh well I will let you guys go back to posting. I will try and get back here more often too.

babydoll

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Confession!!!

I wish we could go back to the days of romper room!! LOL
http://www.cyberattic.com/stores/fuzzyizzy/items/219765/catphoto.jpg

I could look in my magic mirror and see NG and sorta and dreamy and lusty and
jewelz and red and jeff and winter and SS and KK and SSG and many many many more!!

 

[omahaman2]

Confession!!!

I wish we could go back to the days of romper room!! LOL
http://www.cyberattic.com/stores/fuzzyizzy/items/219765/catphoto.jpg

I could look in my magic mirror and see NG and sorta and dreamy and lusty and
jewelz and red and jeff and winter and SS and KK and SSG and many many many more!!

A confession!!!

Jenny is going to kill me when she finds out I forgot to sign her out and me in before posting!!!

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I think this thread needs a defibrillator.