True or false fun

False, but I do own an instrument or two just for laughs.


True or False: You own a collection of something.
 
True and still do

T/F

You been caught masturbating
A couple of times. One time it was my mother walking into my room. I thought I had the door locked and I dont think she knew I was in the room and maybe coming in to gather laundry but there I was kneeling on the floor with a magazine - naked and stroking! We never talked about it but she quickly closed the door behind us. The other time was my sister in law walked in as I was watching porn on TV with a VHS tape. My wife and her had gone shopping and the wife was still getting packages out of the car. She took a real long good look before she ducked back out closing the door. I pulled my pants up and a few minutes later both walked in. My sister in law smiled at me but not sure she ever told her and the truth is I didnt share it with the wife - sort of a secret bond between us. The wife and I are divorced now.
 
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