Trump and MAGA are so weird


What a difference a day makes! ONE DAY after Ivana Trump's weedy untended gravesite made the front page of the UK Daily Mail, groundskeepers at convicted felon Donald Trump's second-tier Bedford golf club 'n mortuary cleaned up her grave.
NEW PHOTO: Overgrown grass at Ivana Trump grave has been mowed and cleared at Trump's 506-acre Bedminster New Jersey golf course
 
So, ladies, take note here: If you've ever aspired to be buried on a Jersey golf course by a creepy cult leader, Don is your man.
 
It brings a whole new meaning to more cushion for the pushing.

I’ll see myself out…
lol

i almost... almost feel sorry for vance; he was so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in his vision of himself in history, but he will NEVER EVER outlive this... he will always be remembered as trump's choice for VP, yanno, that one who fucked couches
 
It brings a whole new meaning to more cushion for the pushing.

I’ll see myself out…

I was thinking that Vance’s arms and hands are stuck in that position from grabbing the back of the sofa while he, *ahem*, satisfies his weird urges.

😳
 
you know what's weird? anyone catch the MSNBC section tonight with Hogan Gidley (trump spokesperson)? he was truly, disturbingly weird with his strange hairstyle and striped blazer, as if he'd just been plucked from some 1950 barber shop quartet?

he went from looking like a normal-ish person to a truly weird, aged oddball

damn, it's not coming up yet in searches but if twitter doesn't pick up on it i'll be surprised. His hair is swept up off his face, to the side with height and a couple of ripples... the blazer, navy with pale stripes and a terrible tie. He looks as if he's aged forty years and his talking points were the typical trump babble.

his hair now looks like the love-child of a wild menage-a-trois between this

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this
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lol

i almost... almost feel sorry for vance; he was so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in his vision of himself in history, but he will NEVER EVER outlive this... he will always be remembered as trump's choice for VP, yanno, that one who fucked couches
It seems like he might be trying to compensate for the statement made by the convicted felon, who claimed that vice presidents serve no real purpose. Vance seems to be embodying that self-fulfilling prophecy.

You must be demoralized once you have been assigned a spot on the shelf to sit and wait for your boss to stop breathing. I imagine that would be worse since Trump stands to lose the election, and Vance will never have the opportunity to sit on a couch and wait for him to expire again. No one will care at that point. Definitely fucked.
 
It seems like he might be trying to compensate for the statement made by the convicted felon, who claimed that vice presidents serve no real purpose. Vance seems to be embodying that self-fulfilling prophecy.
Kinda like the invisible Harris for the last four years. :)
 
Kinda like the invisible Harris for the last four years. :)
Perhaps John Milton describes her rise to the call best in "When I Consider How My Light is Spent"

When I consider how my light is spent,
Ere half my days, in this dark world and wide,
And that one Talent which is death to hide
Lodged with me useless, though my Soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account, lest he returning chide,
“Doth God exact day-labour, light denied?”
I fondly ask. But patience, to prevent
That murmur, soon replies, “God doth not need
Either man’s work or his own gifts; who best
Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best. His state
Is Kingly: thousands at his bidding speed,
And post o’er land and ocean without rest;
They also serve who only stand and wait.”
Kamala's time of waiting is done. As Helen Reddy sang,
'I am Woman, hear me Roar!

In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before…
 
lol

i almost... almost feel sorry for vance; he was so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in his vision of himself in history, but he will NEVER EVER outlive this... he will always be remembered as trump's choice for VP, yanno, that one who fucked couches
Kind of like the one wrapped under his chin.
 
MAGAts want their President to be a spiteful God, smiting scapegoats and mysteriously fulfilling prophesies from the Bible and the "textualist" Constitution.

Democrats want their President to be an interim CEO who keeps the lights on.

Which is weirder?
 
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