Truth or Dare!!!!

[scylis]

i thought the point of a bj was for him/her to suck...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jade, I'll be 40 next month.

But after that I'm going to be 18 again, God damn it!

 

[Paladm]

That's what I thought as well ...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No wrinkles and viagra -

I'm ageless.

 

[scylis]

and a cum-bubble

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

A cum-bubble I

I like being a cum-bubble. One of the most creative titles I have yet had the pleasure to assume. And so true too. Fact is I do like my own fluids - hey they're mine and I'm great.

 

[scylis]

*shakes head*
you're 47, right? and you're still an immature little cock..

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

shakes head back with a grin -

Fool. Liars "play" don't truth or dare. They simply win. 47 hmmm... nitwit.

 

[Expertise]

YOU'RE A HIT SPARKY!

Everybody loves you!

Don't let anyone tell you any different!

 

[scylis]

*stifles a laugh*

me the fool?!?
HAH!!
I'M not the one who comes in here and insults gurus...
I'M not the one acting all big and bad even though my post count is real low..
and I know better insults than "i'm gonna fuck your momma and stuff a dead rat down your throat", and have enough common sense to NOT turn them into HORRIBLE poems

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What the F?

Expert? What the hell do you do that you can bash this beige beast all day long? Or what don't you have to do. Everyone knows I'm on vacation/hiatus and will be gone soon - just screwing around here for a couple of days but you - you're a guru. Really curious. Tell me in code. A hint.

 

[Expertise]

Visiting here is a frequent though brief series of mental mini-vacations over the course of the workday.

Surpassing(by 40% so far) yearly projections and quotas for the year by Q3 means I get to do whatever I damn well please.

That happens to be banging the Black (not beige)Beast thank you. So while I do that you keep Pounding the Petite Penis and have a nice day.

Remember....Everyone loves you.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey - Expert?

Loan me some jing - will yah? C'mon...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS -

You a switch hitter? (Well I don't know your tone do I? the beauty of the beast) - Banging the black - huh?

 

[Expertise]

The computer smart guy.

Didn't you say you were in the media? If you aren't you should consider it.

An individual with your intelect and charm would have no problem landing a spot as a weather reader at the local public access station in Fargo or Little Rock.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cool -

Then I get to date weather babes.

 

[Expertise]

Spunky I gotta' admit....sometimes you make me laugh.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah... yeah...

I've worked with a bunch of'em. You know - on camera types. There was this one on the weather channel - can't remember her name - everyone in the business knew - she had the best tits on camera. Also worked with Eddy Magnus (can you get sewed here?) anyway - a long story short - everyone called her Eddy BJ Magnus for obvious reasons. And let me tell you - you all think I got an ego - jeese - you should witness these people. Hell I know one that makes her underlings go out and buy tampax for her - no shit - and they do it.

 

[Expertise]

Spunky ...dear Spunky... I can't help but think they are...alas ...not for you. Your "spew of consciosness/tripe barfing would fly over most of thier well coifed and oh so empty little heads.

Though I can imagine you as a feminine hygeine product "gopher".

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's the only way to spew. Just let it fly because if you try and try and try - it's just not real.

 

[Expertise]

No one was under the illusion that you were holding back Spunky.

 

[April]

An individual with your intelect and charm would have no problem landing a spot as a weather reader at the local public access station in Fargo or Little Rock.

Excuse me? Don't even think of putting that creature here!! As if I don't have enough crap to put up with!

 

[Jade]

Jade, I'll be 40 next month.

But after that I'm going to be 18 again, God damn it!

Ah *sigh*.. that sounds MUCH bettah. (phew!)


Forty is a fabulous age... I know you won't give us your birthday so I am going to imagine it is Sept. 22 (b/c that is my favorite friend's birthday and she is a virgo and I just love Virgos, otherwise, he'd be a Libra like me.. and that would be awefully scary considering his profession! lmao)...

Anyway, Sept. 22.. plan on my "Happy Birthday DCL" post people... unless otherwise mentioned by me!

Anyway... got the worst grade of my life today... so back to drowning in my sorrowful, depressed tears...

 

[Never]

Ummmm, Dare.

 

[GoMyr]

Anyway... got the worst grade of my life today... so back to drowning in my sorrowful, depressed tears...

Sorry to hear that!
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