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Lord_Steve
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I AM A SHIT-MOUNTAIN CYNOSURE
E E CUMMINGS AND CORMAC MCCARTHY JUST HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY IS ME AND I CANT USE PERIODS OR NOTHING
Chiara_searches
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i thought you had to write everything in lower case why is it that e e cummings wrote that way please stay lord steve we miss you
Lord_Steve
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serious answer e e cummings was trying to remove as much of his own ego as possible from his poetry for reasons that could best be described as "alarmingly poetic"
DeepGreenEyes
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Okay. Dammit. I was thinking of the early 90's porn star i.i. cummings, star of the red hot AVN-award-winning classic, "Met-her-for Assonance 6."
Totally different dude.
Lord_Steve
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clearly you are not a true cummings scholar as "shiterary anal-ysis volume III" and "the oxxxford poetry cumpilation (with bonus dick-tionary action)" are obviously superior works of ho-etry
Lord_Steve
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*catches them all in open mouth, kickflips madly off the curb* nice try... duder
Aurantica
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* grins*
Nice to see you back.
Lord_Steve
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everybody needs a place... where everybody knows your name!
or however that goes
i was much too young to actually watch that show
but a lifetime of obsessive reading has brined my headcucumber into a pickle of
magical and useless knowledge
Aurantica
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* giggle*everybody needs a place... where everybody knows your name!
or however that goes
i was much too young to actually watch that show
but a lifetime of obsessive reading has brined my headcucumber into a pickle of
So long as it hasnt affected you "other" cucumber.
DeepGreenEyes
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I will go to my grave thinking those "fanboy films" are overrated. Far superior was his work in Emily's Dick in Son 6. He was also little appreciated for his sublime nine minutes in The Love Shlong of J. Alfred Roof Cock, where D/s Eliot got undeserved top billing.
And what is there to say, really, about Stopping by Your Thick, Juicy Ass on a Snowy Evening, with Roberta Frosting?
A miracle.
Lord_Steve
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Lord_Steve
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jokes for literature NEEEEERDS but you started it
100 Years of Solid Dudes
Master and Cummander
The Crying of Harlot 69
Innocents: A broad!
Bromeo and Juliwet
Tightass Androgynous
King Leer
Gratuitously Naked Lunch
Hairy Twatter and the Prisoner of Ass Ka-BOOM
The Cunterberry Tales
Piers Plows Men
Pleasure Island
A Connecticut Wanker in King Arthur's Courtesan
100 Years of Solid Dudes
Master and Cummander
The Crying of Harlot 69
Innocents: A broad!
Bromeo and Juliwet
Tightass Androgynous
King Leer
Gratuitously Naked Lunch
Hairy Twatter and the Prisoner of Ass Ka-BOOM
The Cunterberry Tales
Piers Plows Men
Pleasure Island
A Connecticut Wanker in King Arthur's Courtesan
notalwaysweak
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I will never stop laughing at D/s Eliot.
DeepGreenEyes
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He was okay, I guess. A nice couple of scenes in The Baste Gland.
That's an impressive fave list.
I wish I were better read. In high school, though, I was in "A Maid Hummer Night's Cream."
satindesire
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"A Cunterberry Tales"?
Oh Lord. /laughingfacepalm
Oh Lord. /laughingfacepalm
Kojote
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Well... Fuck me!
I'm totally busted now that I missed this one for months.
How could I be so... soooo... crackbrained?
Man...!
I don't think that I can stomach more than five pages of this a day. Plus it will take years to go through this awesomeness on tmblr...
Dammit!
I'm just sooooo nutty!
I'm totally busted now that I missed this one for months.
How could I be so... soooo... crackbrained?
Man...!
I don't think that I can stomach more than five pages of this a day. Plus it will take years to go through this awesomeness on tmblr...
Dammit!
I'm just sooooo nutty!
Lord_Steve
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Aw yeah son put 'er there
*an ambitious attempt at a flying, midair high-five that leads to nothing but heartbreak and later we wait awkwardly in the emergency room waiting for a doctor to relocate our shoulders*
Lord_Steve
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Is there any chance that you could teach a bit of Steveness on the german side of the board?
We have some really persistent, tight... people... that could be a lot more entertaining if they were at least a little bit like you...
point me at 'em!
Aurantica
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Indeed. Now to learn german...
Lord_Steve
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true story once I dated a german girl and one time after we were done fooling around and laying there all naked and so forth I made so many jokes about the holocaust she almost broke up with me and I'm the jewish one.
Kojote
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http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=763377
It's the personal playground of our three especially tight trolls.
They claim to understand english. But I doubt that in at least one case...
To put it simple they find things like tolerance especially gay and tend to view the world through the 'if you are not with us you are an enemy and have to be burned' lens.
If you try to say anything against their sometimes hilarious political statements you are to be toasted. And your stories have to be toasted. And everybody you socialize with has to be toasted.
That they normally don't even try to post a single post on the english board is no surprise. We have about one and a half dozen active posters on the german side and there they can feel like the finest specimens of the world by ignoring any counter evidence. Here they would likely last two hours and break together crying...
(I'd totally love to get just one of them in a room together with Stella...
)For everybody who understands german it could be amazingly entertaining to read through some of the threads. It's just not that funny if you have to navigate around their shit on a daily base and can't get a single story discussed without serious interference (The upper part of my sig is addressed to them).
If you want to concentrate on the single most interesting one (the one you could never leave anything unanswered) look for Rosettenfreak (Rosette = sphincter).
He calls himself the Lit-Ranicki (see this reference). Educated guesses give him credit for about one third of the daily comments on the german story board through a number of fake accounts.
If there is anything like the ‘worst way the cliché german can come to life online’ it’s somewhere in this group.
They sure could use some lessons from the true, one-and-only master-of-awesomeness, His Highness Lord Steve.
(I’d be happy to help with a translation here or there, but since they are extremely active I couldn’t get everything translated. But the majority of the active germans are at least fluent enough in English to talk online and will be able enjoy any entertainment. They may even join in or answer…
)
