Turn Me On In One Sentence! 2

[JerseyJade]

I fixed the broken vacuum cleaner, the toaster and put the sink fixtures in, but need help with the vibrator...got batteries?

Lmao!

 

[FranklyFrank]

I fixed the broken vacuum cleaner, the toaster and put the sink fixtures in, but need help with the vibrator...got batteries?

Oh I've got your vibarator right here!

 

[mnbreastluver]

All I want is your dirty mind and to share mine with you.

 

[Cyberbella]

Just my mind...but there’s lots of things to make dirty!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do you want to be treated like a Princess or a pleasure toy?

 

[TwoTaTango]

Dinner Tonight

if you wear those new panties, I will download the phone app and we can share dessert after dinner.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Nothing in the world is as delicious as you.

 

[FranklyFrank]

It's not what I want you to do, it's wanting you to fully expose yourself and do the things you want to do.

 

[fsa52]

Licking a popsicle right now, wishing it was you.

 

[billg1421]

Well "Pop" goes the weasel!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'll spread your lips then tease your nub...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Looking directly into your eyes fills me with wonder, excitement and the possibilities of adventure.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You are more than an opportunity, you’re my actual desire.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Closing my eyes, imagining your heart beating next to mine warms me in a cold breeze.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I want to bend you over the couch right now...

 

[TwoTaTango]

Happy Easter

How do you like your eggs ?...Or shall we just stay in bed all day !

 

[mnbreastluver]

I always sleep better thinking about your body next to mine.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I dare you to take this piece of candy from me without using your hands.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Conditioner

I have the shower hot and running , will you be joining me.

 

[lanceGibs]

I will, provided the bar of soap remains in my hand.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You have very lickable thighs...

 

[LizVegas79]

The bad news is I might be too drunk to drive home but the good news is I'm not too drunk to let you take me to your place and then, you know, drive me all the way home nice and hard as much as you want.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

If you shower with me you're spending the night...

 

[Taegul]

I'll be your dessert tonight.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Your nipples always harden around me...