Turn Me On In One Sentence! 2

I wonder how many times we can make you come before you ‘remember’ your safe word.
 
I just called to check the balance and this Nordstrom gift card that's been floating around in your purse has $5000 on it.
 
I just called to check the balance and this Nordstrom gift card that's been floating around in your purse has $5000 on it.

That purse is hideous but I'm perfectly willing to pretend it's mine and thank the fuck out of you for finding it for me. :)
 
My name isn't McDonald's, but I do have a Happy Meal you can super size. :D
 
I was just looking for a quick fuck because I don't have time to get to know you.
 
Oh good, I'm so tired of fucking super hot guys with buff bods and big, giant penises. :rolleyes:
 
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