jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2002
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Do you talk while you cum?
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We're both married, so it's not cheating, silly.![]()

I just called to check the balance and this Nordstrom gift card that's been floating around in your purse has $5000 on it.
That purse is hideous but I'm perfectly willing to pretend it's mine and thank the fuck out of you for finding it for me.![]()
I was just looking for a quick fuck because I don't have time to get to know you.
Hold on, let me look up this word "quick" in the dictionary...![]()
Oh good, I'm so tired of fucking super hot guys with buff bods and big, giant penises.![]()
