Turn Me On In One Sentence! 2

My tongue quivers in anticipation of worshipping your female essence, lavishing your anxious button with slashes worthy of the great lovers.
 
Saddle up, cowgirl, this stallion wants to go for a ride.

Too cheesy? Trick question suckers, there's no such thing as "too cheesy"!
 
I know I may have seemed standoffish the last time we spoke, but I've been feeling horny to the point of distraction this week, so if you wanted to come over and take advantage of this situation, you'd be more than welcome.
 
If you want me to pretend I'm afraid your cock might be too big for me I'd be happy to if you like.
 
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