TV Show/Character Quotes.

[Djmac1031]

"I'M OUT!" - Kramer, Seinfeld.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Reading through this quotes site, I forgot just HOW hilarious Becker was:



Jake Malinak: [shaking hands with Amanda] Ooh, you sound tall.
Amanda: You smell friendly. Why're we talking like this?
Jake Malinak: I'm blind.
Amanda: And yet you're still staring at my breasts!
Jake Malinak: Sorry, creature of habit.

 

[dirk2024]

From the show Firefly, when the crew watches the escort greet her new, female client.

 

[AchtungNight]

Cordelia: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm *way* cooler than you are 'cause I'm *not* a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is.

-Buffy