LadyAria
choke
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I saw it on a website. Thought it was funny considering all the emails I've gotten with jokes about the bronco, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, blumpkin, etc. Please add to the list if you know any twisted slang from a female perspective.
blood lust • when a girl is excessively horny on her period.
cherry cobbler • letting a guy eat you out without letting him know you are on your period.
clitourist • A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed.
cocklocks • unkempt pubic hair so dirty that it resembles dreadlocks.
gherkin • a small cock
knee clapper • When some guy is eating you out, say another man's name. When he raises his head, slam your knees together in a clapping motion, and knock him out cold.
lorena bobbit • When having anal sex, clamping down on his cock and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around as if to rip his dick off.
screnicorn • putting a strap-on dildo on your forehead and forehead fucking your girlfriend.
sleeping with the fishes • after cumming, rubbing you wet pussy on a guy's pillowcase then rebagging the pillow for his nightly slumber.
telemarketing • calling all the guy's in your black book until you hit one at home for a booty call.
blood lust • when a girl is excessively horny on her period.
cherry cobbler • letting a guy eat you out without letting him know you are on your period.
clitourist • A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed.
cocklocks • unkempt pubic hair so dirty that it resembles dreadlocks.
gherkin • a small cock
knee clapper • When some guy is eating you out, say another man's name. When he raises his head, slam your knees together in a clapping motion, and knock him out cold.
lorena bobbit • When having anal sex, clamping down on his cock and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around as if to rip his dick off.
screnicorn • putting a strap-on dildo on your forehead and forehead fucking your girlfriend.
sleeping with the fishes • after cumming, rubbing you wet pussy on a guy's pillowcase then rebagging the pillow for his nightly slumber.
telemarketing • calling all the guy's in your black book until you hit one at home for a booty call.
