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Two Questions - Borrowed Time & Clitoris

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Rainshine said:
Oh. Full names AND CAPS. This is getting serious.
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LOL. Well his full name is user name....I on the other hand was shocked as shit the first time he put my name out there. LOL. But what are ya gonna do?
 
imemkay said:
LOL. Well his full name is user name....I on the other hand was shocked as shit the first time he put my name out there. LOL. But what are ya gonna do?
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Oh, sorry about that Meredith. :) I didn't realize that you wanted that kept confidential.

And I'm leaving... I'm only an hour late. No biggie.
 
This thread started out strong. But then it ended up sucking ass shortly after Chris went into his normal bitch mode. Good to see you mate. I've missed your whiny drivel here as of late. As much as I like to give your a healthy portion of shit, I do like your threads.

As for the clitoris. It's an evasive and crafty bugger. The Osama Bin Laden of body parts. Hides in a cave(ish). It's hard to find. Naturally bearded on the outside. Ish. Very hard to find. Just when you think you got it, swoosh! It's gone. I agree that the placement of the clitoris leaves a lot to be desired.

In other news, get off your ass. Stop playing video games so much. You're an adult.
 
Seeing as how all fetuses are female and the penis springs forth from the clitoris when the secondary sex characteristics form, the clitoris is in the absolutely perfect place.

What the question should be is why do so many men think that PIV intercourse "should be" the only or best method of helping their female partner reach orgasm?
 
pmann said:
In other news, get off your ass. Stop playing video games so much. You're an adult.
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Couldn't agree more!! At least he got out of the house in the end...I hope. I am not too please with the one hour late, but hopefully he went. To me nothing says "I have no respect for you" than being late. But hey, baby steps, right?


satindesire said:
What the question should be is why do so many men think that PIV intercourse "should be" the only or best method of helping their female partner reach orgasm?
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Umm, laziness?
 
satindesire said:
What the question should be is why do so many men think that PIV intercourse "should be" the only or best method of helping their female partner reach orgasm?
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Because they know fuck-all about female anatomy and can't be bothered to learn?

And they wonder why so many women fake orgasms. :rolleyes:
 
imemkay said:
Couldn't agree more!! At least he got out of the house in the end...I hope. I am not too please with the one hour late, but hopefully he went. To me nothing says "I have no respect for you" than being late. But hey, baby steps, right?
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Meredith, I was watching the baseball game because I texted him telling him I'd be there at 8pm and he texted back saying that he was watching the game. So, since the game ended up to be a dramatic finish, we were talking on the phone and watching the game.

It wasn't like I just didn't tell him. We're pretty much in constant communication since we started our jobs at the same company and in the same city together.

I promise, it was no biggie. The time was really just a semi-reference point. I was technically an hour late, but he was well aware of it.
 
Christopher2012 said:
Meredith, I was watching the baseball game because I texted him telling him I'd be there at 8pm and he texted back saying that he was watching the game. So, since the game ended up to be a dramatic finish, we were talking on the phone and watching the game.

It wasn't like I just didn't tell him. We're pretty much in constant communication since we started our jobs at the same company and in the same city together.

I promise, it was no biggie. The time was really just a semi-reference point. I was technically an hour late, but he was well aware of it.
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I heard it ended dramatically.
Also, I never thought you were just going to stroll in an hour late without giving your friend a heads up.
I'm just glad you went....I meant it when I said I root for you. Go, Christopher, Go! ;)
I hope you had fun....but I don't see any pics! LOL
 
satindesire said:
Seeing as how all fetuses are female and the penis springs forth from the clitoris when the secondary sex characteristics form, the clitoris is in the absolutely perfect place.
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So I was a girl originally? This explains why I feel so pretty. And why I have nipples. Because honestly, these are show nipples. They aren't hooked up to anything.
 
imemkay said:
LOL. Well his full name is user name....I on the other hand was shocked as shit the first time he put my name out there. LOL. But what are ya gonna do?
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Technically, he violated the forum rules (the one that says you're not supposed to reveal personal information). If it bothers you, you could ask him to amend his posts. If he declines, you could have Lady G do it for you.

It won't wipe the memory from those who've already seen it, but it'll keep it from those who come after.
 
bailadora said:
Technically, he violated the forum rules (the one that says you're not supposed to reveal personal information). If it bothers you, you could ask him to amend his posts. If he declines, you could have Lady G do it for you.

It won't wipe the memory from those who've already seen it, but it'll keep it from those who come after.
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It's ok....I wouldn't go to the extreme of reporting the poor guy. He meant no harm!
 
imemkay said:
It's ok....I wouldn't go to the extreme of reporting the poor guy. He meant no harm!
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Oh did you miss the thread where I posted your full name, address, social security number, and work schedule? It's pretty good. You should go check it out. BTW, I've invited a number of people from the forums to the wedding. I'm sure your friend won't mind! :)
 
Christopher2012 said:
Oh did you miss the thread where I posted your full name, address, social security number, and work schedule? It's pretty good. You should go check it out. BTW, I've invited a number of people from the forums to the wedding. I'm sure your friend won't mind! :)
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I'll have to check it out.

you can invite whoever you want....but you'll be my date, right??? ;)
 
and i don't mean to crush your dreams, Christopher, but I've got my eye on someone else!
 
imemkay said:
It's ok....I wouldn't go to the extreme of reporting the poor guy. He meant no harm!
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Understood. Just wanted you to be aware that there ARE options, if you're disturbed by having your true name out on the boards. :)
 
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