Two things every married woman needs.

[SissySalina]

A good servant of a husband.
A strong man for sexual fulfillment.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Christmas is coming after all dolf
https://www.amazon.co.uk/BMS-Palm-Power-Recharge-Vibrator/dp/B01BIOJJPI

Lets wait for the first guy to say 'but how do you fit it in...?'

Have you tried the Satisfyer Pro 2? It’s even waterproof and safe for use in the tub.

Amazon link

 

[jomar]

Do i look like I'd be scared of bugs and rodents?

I'm forever having to rescue him from spiders

There’s a Chuck Norris-esque joke there somewhere

 

[Scareltt]

I like that..

Do i look like I'd be scared of bugs and rodents?

I'm forever having to rescue him from spiders

I like the fact that it’s you doing the rescuing..

 

[dolf]

I like the fact that it’s you doing the rescuing..

That's the story of our love

 

[dolf]

It balances out, because sometimes I set the dogs on him

 

[wondering00]

I'm waiting for the inevitable, "you just need a man who is a better lover!"

My wife says you have to fuck a lot of frogs first. Maybe she is just building my ego.

 

[raindancer]

She needs:
1. A Wife of her own
2. Enough savings to start over, just in case.

 

[MonaLittle]

She needs:
1. A Wife of her own
2. Enough savings to start over, just in case.

I like your backup plan, Rainy.

 

[dolf]

My wife says you have to fuck a lot of frogs first. Maybe she is just building my ego.

Bless! She's not fussed about brains, i take it.

Lemme spell it out. Sometimes, just like most men do, lots of women like to rub one out alone. It doesn't matter if you have great sex, no sex, or sex with the entire fucking rugby team.

What women want. It's not always about men.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

WTF is a Bumble account?

A dating app with heavily-filtered, photoshopped, mostly “highly successful” individuals.

I prefer my fiction in books. And no husband to irritate me when I’d rather be reading.

 

[Scareltt]

It never crossed my mind..

She needs:
1. A Wife of her own
2. Enough savings to start over, just in case.

It should have!

To have a husband and a wife, that’s a wonderful idea. The secret savings account is also a smart move. Every woman should have access to money and any assistance, should that day ever come..

 

[Aglaopheme]

A frying pan and an anvil.

 

[JohnnySavage]

1. Her own money
2. Her own career.

 

[thør]

A frying pan and an anvil.

Acme products, at your service.

 

[islandman]

A frying pan and an anvil.

Women who know how to season cast iron anything can butter my bread anytime.

Salted, not the evil unsalted kind.

 

[Saint Peter]

A frying pan and an anvil.

Cast iron. Tough, yet fragile.

 

[silver gurl]

1. Her own money
2. Her own career.

Yes!

Women who know how to season cast iron anything can butter my bread anytime.

Salted, not the evil unsalted kind.

Unsalted sits in the fridge.

 

[wondering00]

My wife says, a credit card and lots of cock on the side.

 

[Scareltt]

Yep.. unsalted..

Yes!


Unsalted sits in the fridge.

You can always add salt later.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Only salted for me. But, I don’t bake, I cook.

 

[screwher]

My wife says, a credit card and lots of cock on the side.

My wife agrees with yours. Sex and shopping. Two of my wifey’s favourite things.

 

[wondering00]

My wife agrees with yours. Sex and shopping. Two of my wifey’s favourite things.

Then we are two very lucky fellas.

 

[sandybrooke]

Christmas is coming after all dolf
https://www.amazon.co.uk/BMS-Palm-Power-Recharge-Vibrator/dp/B01BIOJJPI

Lets wait for the first guy to say 'but how do you fit it in...?'

Amazon said sold out, you guys buy them all?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

A firm hand and a boot out the door.