TxRad is stalking me.

[Handley_Page]

txrad, where are you? I'm starting to think you no longer care. [/QUOTE

I'm wandering around in the corn field no one planted this year. It kind of brings the stalking out in the open. No fun in that.

Maybe they heard about the new inflatable pool and the skinny dipping. I know that will bring out HP and his camera. A Tripod is optional.

HP has his camera at the ready. . .
And it's on a heavy tripod!

 

[SweetWitch]

txrad, where are you? I'm starting to think you no longer care. [/QUOTE

I'm wandering around in the corn field no one planted this year. It kind of brings the stalking out in the open. No fun in that.



Maybe they heard about the new inflatable pool and the skinny dipping. I know that will bring out HP and his camera. A Tripod is optional.

You'd like my farm. The corn is over 7 feet tall.

HP has his camera at the ready. . .
And it's on a heavy tripod!

Hp, you're such a caution.

 

[TxRad]

Okay, I'm here and dressed for a good stalk.

 

[SweetWitch]

Okay, I'm here and dressed for a good stalk.

I'm waiting . . .

 

[TxRad]

I'm waiting . . .

I am here and I am there so be well aware, a stalking I will go.

 

[Handley_Page]

OK, just hang on a mo while I find my long lens. . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

OK, just hang on a mo while I find my long lens. . . .

I am here and I am there so be well aware, a stalking I will go.

You're both shameless.

 

[TxRad]

You're both shameless.

And you love every minute of it.

 

[Handley_Page]

And you love every minute of it.

You know, she even smiles at the camera ?

 

[SweetWitch]

And you love every minute of it.

Your point?

You know, she even smiles at the camera ?

Hey, the camera likes me.

 

[gunhilltrain]

This has been going on for nearly ten years already. SweetWitch and TxRad are obviously enjoying the attention, banter, flirtation, or whatever it is.

That's fine, but you guys aren't getting any younger. I hope you also have some real-life people you can go to when you're not at your computers.

 

[SweetWitch]

This has been going on for nearly ten years already. SweetWitch and TxRad are obviously enjoying the attention, banter, flirtation, or whatever it is.

That's fine, but you guys aren't getting any younger. I hope you also have some real-life people you can go to when you're not at your computers.

My, aren't we just a rude person. Tsk.

 

[Handley_Page]

My, aren't we just a rude person. Tsk.

Perhaps you are getting another stalker ?

 

[TxRad]

Perhaps you are getting another stalker ?

Hey now! Isn't that another name for rude stalkers?

 

[gunhilltrain]

My, aren't we just a rude person. Tsk.

Not really, I just don't get it. I could keep something like this going for maybe five years. I've actually had a couple of, call them infatuations maybe, that ran out of energy at just about that point.

Why doesn't one of you buy an airline ticket or whatever and just meet each other?

Actually, the people who know me think I'm too polite.

 

[TxRad]

Not really, I just don't get it. I could keep something like this going for maybe five years. I've actually had a couple of, call them infatuations maybe, that ran out of energy at just about that point.

Why doesn't one of you buy an airline ticket or whatever and just meet each other?

Actually, the people who know me think I'm too polite.

This is all in fun. What you see here is just the tip of the iceberg, shall we say. We're both writers her eon Lit and in Mainstream so... We always have something to talk about. Long wandering PM's are always fun. We've talked about meeting but... One day maybe.

 

[gunhilltrain]

This is all in fun. What you see here is just the tip of the iceberg, shall we say. We're both writers her eon Lit and in Mainstream so... We always have something to talk about. Long wandering PM's are always fun. We've talked about meeting but... One day maybe.

Okay, I get that. The airline ticket idea is what I'd be tempted to do if I had some woman talking to me on here for that long. I was on Internet dating sites long before Tinder and so forth. After about a month, I had to decide: go or no go? Or they would decide. But let's face it, at my age I'm not such a great catch now. What would we talk about: our cardiologists?

 

[CyranoJ]

I would just like to say that this whole SweetWitch and TxRad thing gives me life. Lookin' at y'all like:

 

[SweetWitch]

Perhaps you are getting another stalker ?

I'll keep the two I have, thank you. I'm quite happy with your both.

Hey now! Isn't that another name for rude stalkers?

I'm not sure, but I agree with you.

Not really, I just don't get it. I could keep something like this going for maybe five years. I've actually had a couple of, call them infatuations maybe, that ran out of energy at just about that point.

Why doesn't one of you buy an airline ticket or whatever and just meet each other?

Actually, the people who know me think I'm too polite.

We don't meet because we each have real lives and are grounded in reality. Well, I am. Not so sure about the Tex, so much, but I call him friend, just the same.

This is all in fun. What you see here is just the tip of the iceberg, shall we say. We're both writers her eon Lit and in Mainstream so... We always have something to talk about. Long wandering PM's are always fun. We've talked about meeting but... One day maybe.

Ah, yes. Our many curious conversations. I would only add that each of our lives is so very different--as are our writing styles--that we tend to surprise each other from time to time. Just a couple of old wordsmiths trading barbs to our mutual entertainment, or so the story goes. We've been at it for so long, I think we'd miss these little virtual bumps.

I would just like to say that this whole SweetWitch and TxRad thing gives me life. Lookin' at y'all like:

So, in reality, you're Michael Landon? No, wait. He's dead. Maybe you're just trying to say we bore you. Sorry about that.

Okay, I get that. The airline ticket idea is what I'd be tempted to do if I had some woman talking to me on here for that long. I was on Internet dating sites long before Tinder and so forth. After about a month, I had to decide: go or no go? Or they would decide. But let's face it, at my age I'm not such a great catch now. What would we talk about: our cardiologists?

I think the Tex-man has enough women in his life. I might find it all a little crowded. Just sayin' . . .

 

[TxRad]

I'll keep the two I have, thank you. I'm quite happy with your both.

We don't meet because we each have real lives and are grounded in reality. Well, I am. Not so sure about the Tex, so much, but I call him friend, just the same.

I think the Tex-man has enough women in his life. I might find it all a little crowded. Just sayin' . . .

Two in the hand.... Uh wait, the stalkers need to be in the bushes or they aren't real stalkers.

I'd reject your reality but that's that other guys gig.

Adding a fourth wheel to a threesome balances it out.

Now, back to the stalking already in progress.

 

[SweetWitch]

Two in the hand.... Uh wait, the stalkers need to be in the bushes or they aren't real stalkers.

I'd reject your reality but that's that other guys gig.

Adding a fourth wheel to a threesome balances it out.

Now, back to the stalking already in progress.

Is this where I'm supposed to scream and run for help? Okay, I'll bite.

"Eeeeeek" You'll just have to imagine the running footsteps, although we both know that's not my style.

 

[TxRad]

Is this where I'm supposed to scream and run for help? Okay, I'll bite.

"Eeeeeek" You'll just have to imagine the running footsteps, although we both know that's not my style.

You're more the hammer and shotgun type.

 

[SweetWitch]

You're more the hammer and shotgun type.

Yeah, but shotguns make such a mess. I've learned--in all the years of my time on this blue marble--that no one will clean the mess to my satisfaction. I mean, all the blood and gore? Ugh. It's easier to drown someone and feed them to my hogs.

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, but shotguns make such a mess. I've learned--in all the years of my time on this blue marble--that no one will clean the mess to my satisfaction. I mean, all the blood and gore? Ugh. It's easier to drown someone and feed them to my hogs.

I didn't know you were into face sitting.

You can also tell the sheriff, "Oops, I got a little carried away."

 

[gunhilltrain]

Yeah, but shotguns make such a mess. I've learned--in all the years of my time on this blue marble--that no one will clean the mess to my satisfaction. I mean, all the blood and gore? Ugh. It's easier to drown someone and feed them to my hogs.

Just get a handgun, assuming you live where it's legal to own one. Sig Sauer supposedly has high-quality weapons that never jam.

Then it's Mob hitman style. As Clemenza advises Michael Corleone, get close and then two bullets to the head. Of course, Michael hesitates at the key moment, but he still does the job on them, as Tessio puts it.