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[Plasmacaster]

Well I normally dont like giving guaruntees, but when it comes to pleasing, my record speaks for itself.

...What?

...No I'm not going to let you see it.

...No

...No, sorry.

...Its private. Leave me alone.

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Well Lit is the only one that hates you. All the users simply want to worship at your feet and bathe in your beauty


Sir Cheesy Cheesemotron at your service madam.

I've always fancied having minions *wicked giggle*

 

[Plasmacaster]

What is your wish milady?

 

[big salami]

PM on its way!

nothing arrived yet sweetie!!

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

What is your wish milady?

how about you on your knees to start with

*cackles*

 

[big salami]

I've always fancied having minions *wicked giggle*

Awwww shucks, I've only got millions!!!

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

nothing arrived yet sweetie!!

i thought you were ignoring me - i've sent two

Ho hum, will just have to resort to email instead!

 

[Plasmacaster]

how about you on your knees to start with

*cackles*

lol, sure. It'll make a change. I'm usually the one n charge

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

lol, sure. It'll make a change. I'm usually the one n charge

We could be up for a battle of wills here then

 

[big salami]

i thought you were ignoring me - i've sent two

Ho hum, will just have to resort to email instead!

Moi?? Ignore you?? Don't think so baby, been chasing my arse off trying to get a grip of you!!
why not try one of those numbers I gave you?

 

[Plasmacaster]

We could be up for a battle of wills here then

Well I shall NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!


...unless you want me to.

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Well I shall NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!


...unless you want me to.

*giggles* thats what i like, a man who's not afraid to roll over

 

[Plasmacaster]

I'm not afraid to roll over.

I do get concerned if there's anything fragile or anything living in the way when I roll.

...that poor cat never saw my big butt coming...

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

I'm not afraid to roll over.

I do get concerned if there's anything fragile or anything living in the way when I roll.

...that poor cat never saw my big butt coming...

My animals all learnt to be nimble at a young age!

 

[mark197205]

I think Lit hates me!! Bloody full bloody inbox - theres hardly anything in it

Lit also counts sent messages babe so you may need to delete someof those too to free up some space.
Sir pork of the sword at your service

 

[Plasmacaster]

My animals all learnt to be nimble at a young age!

Mine didn't really have the opportunity.

 

[big salami]

*giggles* thats what i like, a man who's not afraid to roll over

Well I'm never gonna roll over unless you're rolling with me sweetie, I don't mind you being on top as long as you're not thinking that you're on top!!

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Lit also counts sent messages babe so you may need to delete someof those too to free up some space.
Sir pork of the sword at your service

Already did that Sir Pork

 

[mark197205]

Already did that Sir Pork

Would the fine lady like a taste of my blade?

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Mine didn't really have the opportunity.

my critters that sleep in tanks are prob in the safest place

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Would the fine lady like a taste of my blade?

*muffled reply*

oops , was i supposed to wait for an invite?

 

[mark197205]

*muffled reply*

oops , was i supposed to wait for an invite?

Hell no feel free to play with whatever you want

 

[Dionysian Beast]

'Ello

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

'Ello

*tries to focus* did i have a good night out last night?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

*tries to focus* did i have a good night out last night?

I don't recall having accompanied you, so I doubt it I'll make sure you do if I come with you tonight, though


(Btw, you have a PM.)