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Well all i have now are tropical fish ever since.... the incident. lol
UK BBW Looking for fun!!!!
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Plasmacaster said:
Oh dear!
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And once again I'm uncertain as to whether the joke has suddenly be taken seriously...
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Plasmacaster said:
The joke was taken as intended, sometimes i just try to be a bit well strange.........
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Well i'm always trying to be a bit strange, that's why I'm usually uncertain if people get my jokes.
BigJuicyBabe said:I'm with you on that one! Can't bear the heat, actually not a big fan of daytime full stop! Give me a long dark night anytime!
..or a long, dark, knight?? lol
How about a long and dark haired, dark skined, whole night worker, long *tooled* spanish knight???
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Hey, sounds good to me bjb. If the offer was being made to me, I know that I couldn't resist it 
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BigJuicyBabe said:i thought you were ignoring me - i've sent two
Ho hum, will just have to resort to email instead!
Nothing there either yet!!
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Plasmacaster said:Hey, sounds good to me bjb. If the offer was being made to me, I know that I couldn't resist it
Hey Plas, you a horseman??
your Av makes you look like a horseman with that coat on!!
I like having a piece of throbbing vibrant flesh between my legs too!!
but, in my case, that's a pretty well constant state of affairs!! lmao
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big salami said:
....are you saying I look like a centaur?
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vuchuu said:How about a long and dark haired, dark skined, whole night worker, long *tooled* spanish knight???
Well that would certainly fill the criteria
gimme!!
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Lord?
BJB, is there something you're not telling us?
BJB, is there something you're not telling us?
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vuchuu said:LOL
I'm her knight, she is my lord..
I think you're having a problem vuchuu, either it's with our language or, you're on the wrong thread, The TV thread is somewhere else but, I can't give you directions I'm afraid, I've only ever heard of it!!
Hi BJB, missed you again!!
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vuchuu said:
Yeah, I thought it was, a lot of languages seem to have a problem with the English concept of gender!
Lord in English is a masculine thing/person and BJB is hardly likely to be mistaken for anything remotely close to being anything less that feminine is she?
That's why the "joke" doesn't work in English!!
I'll send my invoice for the English lesson by first class snail mail!! LOL
BJB, if/when you're around honey, the ol' Salami has been waiting expectantly for a contact but, nothing yet honey, I am really getting a little despondent now, please get in touch huh?
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Actually thats quite true. Did you know that English is actually one of the most complicated languages in the world? Because of its natural adaptability the inclusion of words has caused a lot of trouble, but we also have a lot of clauses, sub-clauses and tenses that we as natural English speakers dont realise that we use.
Take gender for example, most people think its a given that you'll have an honerific that identifies gender. In fact in japanese the word 'san' at the end of the name indicates the equivelant of a 'Mr' but it is genderless. In fact from my (slightly limited) knowledge of the japanese language (I can speak it, well enough to get by but not fluently) there ARE no gender speciic words. Even the definite article is rarely used (there is no the, a, I, you, etc... it is quite normal to refer to yourself in the third person in japanese).
Basically its a language mistake but an understandable one.
Everyone feel sympathy for vuchuu!
Take gender for example, most people think its a given that you'll have an honerific that identifies gender. In fact in japanese the word 'san' at the end of the name indicates the equivelant of a 'Mr' but it is genderless. In fact from my (slightly limited) knowledge of the japanese language (I can speak it, well enough to get by but not fluently) there ARE no gender speciic words. Even the definite article is rarely used (there is no the, a, I, you, etc... it is quite normal to refer to yourself in the third person in japanese).
Basically its a language mistake but an understandable one.
Everyone feel sympathy for vuchuu!
Plasmacaster said:
You are right with your speech, but I wanted to point out that when I meant the joke was funny in spanish, I said that because is funny in spanish to call lord a girl (using lord as the masculine word it is).
I know how hard it is to master a language, and I'm pretty far from doing it with english, but IMHO the gender example is not that valid.
You are right with the japanese part, as few words have gender. But, considering only the languages I've studied so far, all latin (romance) languages have two genders (french, italian, spanish and so on), and even harder are languages as german and norwegian (swedish and danish as well) having three genders, masculine, femenine and neuter.
In fact one of the things we (spanish) think are easy about english is that whatever a thing is, is always "the thing".
In spanish you have, for example, "la casa" (the house), which is femenine, and "el coche" (the car), which is masculine. And of course there is no reasonable reason for the house being femenine and the the car masculine.
I wrote too much now, lol
Everyone is here for BJB, so do I, so come back soon baby please
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vuchuu said:You are right with your speech, but I wanted to point out that when I meant the joke was funny in spanish, I said that because is funny in spanish to call lord a girl (using lord as the masculine word it is).
I wrote too much now, lol
Everyone is here for BJB, so do I, so come back soon baby please
OK so, not a language problem then but, it seems a cultural one!
I cannot claim to speak for "the English" but, I think I have a well developed sense of humour as well as an enquiring mind (as I think this debate demonstrates) especially for one of such advanced years as myself but, I see no humour in calling a woman "lord" !! This therefore must be a Spanish specific joke?
I dunno and I'm not trying to draw an argument out of this but, since BJB is not here for whatever reason, to stimulate sufficient interest to keep this thread up where it belongs, near the top of the pile!!
Anyone lurking here, why not pop in and say hello?
es for BJB to warm, her when she returns. 
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Plasmacaster said:
How about Lordette, or Lordess, that would do
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vuchuu said:Surely I'll give you... I've been willing to since some time ago
Your knight is right here, and the weapon is ready
Just waiting for your commands my lord.
a ready weapon sounds like a good thing to have around to me
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Thanks for the warm welcome boys Always nice to feel wanted!!
Had a couple of days of real life stuff getting in the way of my lit time! Gggrrrrr
Always nice to feel wanted!!Had a couple of days of real life stuff getting in the way of my lit time! Gggrrrrr
