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[big salami]

ChocolateHarlot.
Thanx for your reply. It's great to know more about your photo sessions!
You do look extremely delicious and now I can try to imagine what ass-kicking rock music you've playing!

Hiya Bob, seeing where you're from, I was wondering if you might be any relative of that other famous Robert from down your way, Rob Davies?? You might know him better by another name though!! LOL

 

[Bob Briton]

Sorry Sal. I don't know Rob Davies.
Does he do the Lit?

I am related to the Vikings though.

 

[big salami]

Sorry Sal. I don't know Rob Davies.
Does he do the Lit?

I am related to the Vikings though.

LOL, not on Lit as far as I know, Rob Davies is Jasper Carrots real name I believe!! LOL


There's Viking in me too and every chance I get, there's a bit of Viking in as many women as I can manage to overcome!! (or sometimes cum over! lol)

 

[Marsipanne]

Hello Marsi, good to see you posting elsewhere, I have seen some of your posts but, never spoken to you because there are people who post on the other UK threads that seem to have "Issues" with me so, rather than cause more bad feeling, I stay away. I am, together with some others, trying to revive the ailing "th UK's online directory" one of if not the oldest UK thread on Lit, it has been ignored for too long and should be saved so, why not pop in from time to time, everybody's welcome there, we'd love to hear from you! ALL of you!

BTW Choc, you definitely have neglected us, not posted on the online directory ever, I hope you're gonna put that right soon hun?

Wow, you have to give me the link to the online directory. I'll definitely post! I'm sorry that there are problems. Man, I must sound like a total freak online! I'm far too obsessive.

 

[big salami]

Wow, you have to give me the link to the online directory. I'll definitely post! I'm sorry that there are problems. Man, I must sound like a total freak online! I'm far too obsessive.

LOL, not to worry hun, come to "the UK's online directory" should be near top of the list after tonights flurry of posting and let your hair down, make it the place you visit to be totally banal, we all need to be less than serious for a while everyday!

 

[WolfBane18]

Glad to see your all enjoying my thread so much, I would comment on the other thread but all the times i seem to be checking the form constantly are all the times nobody is around, as soon as i leave like tonight 2 pages of comments have come it's a bit overwhelming you know....ah well keep posting i'm glad to have you all around meh

 

[big salami]

Glad to see your all enjoying my thread so much, I would comment on the other thread but all the times i seem to be checking the form constantly are all the times nobody is around, as soon as i leave like tonight 2 pages of comments have come it's a bit overwhelming you know....ah well keep posting i'm glad to have you all around meh

Funny thing about Lit threads Wolfie, they either seem to take off big or die a death, you've done well and I'm pleased for ya, why not come on over and see us at The UK's online directory sometime and return the compliment?

 

[Marsipanne]

I subscribe to all the lit threads. The more there are, the more my post count increases!

Well Wolfie, you've done better than ArborLow (founder of UK readers thread). The post starting that thread was the only post he ever made on lit!!

 

[WolfBane18]

yo

~Dances back and forth~ Go Bane Go Bane

I subscribe to all the lit threads. The more there are, the more my post count increases!

Well Wolfie, you've done better than ArborLow (founder of UK readers thread). The post starting that thread was the only post he ever made on lit!!

 

[Marsipanne]

Should I call you Wolfie or Bane?

 

[WolfBane18]

Oh it's got to be Bane it has a darker quality to it and whenever online people get angry at me they can just call me Bane anyway 'The Bane of their existence' Oh yes he's witty with Double entendres oooo big word

Should I call you Wolfie or Bane?

 

[mark197205]

Evening everyone good to see that a few more of the uk's lit population coming over and posting on our host Bane's thread

 

[WolfBane18]

Evening everyone good to see that a few more of the uk's lit population coming over and posting on our host Bane's thread

last time i was host someone got head in my house, £1500 worth of damage was done and some lil pecker through wine down my stairs.....let's keep it a little better than that

 

[mark197205]

last time i was host someone got head in my house, £1500 worth of damage was done and some lil pecker through wine down my stairs.....let's keep it a little better than that

I cant guarantee no one will get head around here...................

 

[WolfBane18]

I cant guarantee no one will get head around here...................

Oh dear god no.......mmk then time for my little rant

I haven't got a problem, I've got fuckin problems! Plural
Want to Hear?
There's this scary mexican gangsta dude poking his finger in my chest.
There's these hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me.
There's a putrid rotting corpse of a dead horse stuffed in the springs of the bed.
There's rooms blazing of fire.
There's a big fat needle from god knows where stuck in my leg, infecting me with god knows what.
Then finally there's me walkin out the door right fuckin now!
Buenos Noches!
~Dances like a crazy 18 year old on pills in a discotheque a hip flask full of Mr Jack's finest in one hand the other around a pole swinging round~

 

[mark197205]

Oh dear god no.......mmk then time for my little rant

I haven't got a problem, I've got fuckin problems! Plural
Want to Hear?
There's this scary mexican gangsta dude poking his finger in my chest.
There's these hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me.
There's a putrid rotting corpse of a dead horse stuffed in the springs of the bed.
There's rooms blazing of fire.
There's a big fat needle from god knows where stuck in my leg, infecting me with god knows what.
Then finally there's me walkin out the door right fuckin now!
Buenos Noches!
~Dances like a crazy 18 year old on pills in a discotheque a hip flask full of Mr Jack's finest in one hand the other around a pole swinging round~

Bet your glad you got that little lot off your chest............

 

[WolfBane18]

Bet your glad you got that little lot off your chest............

Oh yeah.......nah it's the start of a song that i love I could give you my proper rant but it would go on for hours

 

[mark197205]

Oh yeah.......nah it's the start of a song that i love I could give you my proper rant but it would go on for hours

I thought i knew it from somewhere, cant put my finger on it tho.
Rant away if you want dont mind me.

 

[WolfBane18]

you can have the song if you want if you got messenger i'll send it you, but i doubt you want me going on about epilepsy speicialists the fact i could be an alchi now instead of a druggy and my blood now becoming toxic coz of fucking specialists.....holy crap how'd you do that i'm ranting

 

[mark197205]

you can have the song if you want if you got messenger i'll send it you, but i doubt you want me going on about epilepsy speicialists the fact i could be an alchi now instead of a druggy and my blood now becoming toxic coz of fucking specialists.....holy crap how'd you do that i'm ranting

Practice dear boy practice.............

 

[WolfBane18]

Practice dear boy practice.............

I'll get even with you I swear I will

 

[mark197205]

I'll get even with you I swear I will

You may as well give up getting even, Pengy has been trying to get even with me for ages now and still has'nt managed it yet. You met Pengy yet? short black and white chap out on day release doesnt like fish which is strange for a penguin.............

 

[WolfBane18]

You may as well give up getting even, Pengy has been trying to get even with me for ages now and still has'nt managed it yet. You met Pengy yet? short black and white chap out on day release doesnt like fish which is strange for a penguin.............

Cant say that i've met pengy as of yet :-S

 

[mark197205]

Cant say that i've met pengy as of yet :-S

Oh you wouldnt have forgotten if you had.
Hes OK actually we just spark off and wind each other up a bit thats all, if you see him about say hello just dont mention fish!!

 

[WolfBane18]

ok i won't talk about fish.....kinda scary