UK Madhouse

[Loon]

No, I would rather NOT be punched in the nuts.

You have no idea how much that hurts...and it's not exactly pain either...it's beyond pain and into a very special place where you just want the world to go away so you can curl up and cry.

And not cry in a "this hurts" way. It's more a profound sense of "The World hates me and always will".

I can't explain.

 

[CweeTrix]

would it be somethin like.. ok i wont say.. i dont want a bloke tryin it on me but fair does..

can i bite it?

 

[Loon]

would it be somethin like.. ok i wont say.. i dont want a bloke tryin it on me but fair does..

can i bite it?

You can bite what you want. You just can't bite anything attatched to me.

I had an ex-gf take a chunk out of my right arm once. No fun at all. I was remarkably restrained about the whole thing, though, which seemed to annoy her.

Perhaps that was why she bit me in the first place?

 

[kitz]

I been told what its like and cwee its like when u get fucked by a guy with a big dick and he is pounding ur cervix really hard that major pain in ur gut and the all the next day pain u feel its not nice but hey he pissed me off so who cares!! I sucked it better what more do u want lol

 

[CweeTrix]

not to forget u were pissed..

loon is a smart guy u know.. he's got it sussed! wow.. to be restrained when some bites a chunk out OMFG i'd kill em..but then i'm not a bloke.. i'm an emotional woman! lol

 

[CweeTrix]

oi! i gotta get to bed now you's two..

play nice while i'm gone dont piss each other off...

he might have a big dick to pound yr cervix with kitz!

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

finally back, did everyones elses link crash? I am not amused but back now and hopefully it will be ok *crosses her finger*

 

[Loon]

I been told what its like and cwee its like when u get fucked by a guy with a big dick and he is pounding ur cervix really hard that major pain in ur gut and the all the next day pain u feel its not nice but hey he pissed me off so who cares!! I sucked it better what more do u want lol

Actually, not much more. Nothing says ".." well, actually, let's face it...anything you want to say can only be improved by oral sex.

 

[CweeTrix]

immortal, crossin over.. i'm off to bed now hun..

night night all!!!

luvven u lata!

xx

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Night Cwee sweet dreams

 

[kitz]

Yeah my comp did a crash as well lol

 

[Loon]

Good night Cwee. Sleep well.

 

[kitz]

Nighty night cwee hun sleep well xxxxx

 

[Loon]

dammit...

my mind has just gone utterly and totally blank...and I had something to ask too...

I hate that.

 

[kitz]

Its too quite!!

 

[Loon]

Its too quite!!

That usually means something hideous is about to leap out of the darkness and grab someone.

Unless it's a Pinter play, in which case it's perfectly normal.

 

[kitz]

Lol like I jaws!! Lol
I am so bored I am off line for 3 days and ppl go all quiet its bad!!

 

[Loon]

Lol like I jaws!! Lol
I am so bored I am off line for 3 days and ppl go all quiet its bad!!

We missed you and were lost without you.

Understand, though, that with great power comes great responsibility. You must never desert us again!

 

[Sienna]

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[kitz]

Ohhh well I’ll try not to but u never know with the phone lines now do ya lol

 

[Loon]

Ohhh well I’ll try not to but u never know with the phone lines now do ya lol

I think that anyone with a serious committment to the Internet should get freebie cable or DSL from the Gov'mint. After all, thier UK Online program should be able to stump up for that!

We could even suggest that it be like a methodone program for heroin addicts...to wean us off being online by making it plentiful.

We should start a petition.

 

[kitz]

It didn’t bother me not being on I did more movie watching lol but now it being dead I kinda think “piff” boring lol
Its nice to have the choice of weather I log on or not

 

[Loon]

You have a point. There's always a choice.

But then online, people create the buzz and where there are no people there's nothing to do.

So it's up to us to inject some life into this place.

 

[kitz]

Come on then loon sort it out lol

 

[Loon]

~stands by with crash cart and paddles~

Hmmm.

We should probably organise something...

how about an orgy?