deft
AVpocalypse Survivor
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2002
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Mondays are always blue on Lit, I guessI think that's Jan or Feb.
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Mondays are always blue on Lit, I guessI think that's Jan or Feb.
Mondays are always blue on Lit, I guess![]()
Oh, well played!is that the new order of things
IGMC
Far be it from me to make you feel you have to pretend to see a bright side...
Did you just mansplain photography to me? Oh, maaaaate![]()
I had a frosty walk once. Not one single word exchanged between us on the whole walk. UghSunny and getting colder. Lovely for frosty walks maybe later in the week.
I will make you a sarnie because it is you.Anyone fancy coming to make me a sandwich? I'll pay up to a £5 for travel costs.
I will make you a sarnie because it is you.
I don‘t normally get out of bed for less than 500 bucks![]()
Chip butty with ketchup and a mug of Yorkshire tea??Awww! See, @Wand3rlust ? This is the way to a man's heart. Sandwiches and pity.![]()
Chip butty with ketchup and a mug of Yorkshire tea??
I repeat...
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But what about your 5-a-day?I'll have the chip butty with NO ketchup (evil, yucky thing) and a pint of coke!
I'm a very fussy eater.![]()
He can have my plums, there’s two out of five.But what about your 5-a-day?
It never says 5 of what though, does it? So I fart the national anthem 5 times a day!But what about your 5-a-day?
I .. er... A very generous offer but uh... *makes sure his back is to the wall and edges slowly out of the room, looking awkward.*He can have my plums, there’s two out of five.
Who says I can't?Oh behave. You roll your eyes any more and you'll see out the back of your head!