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[angelofthenorth]

on annual leave, doing "the" dance...oh yeah baby

 

[orangecurious]

evening all

it's Friday... you know what that means?

oh yes, the chance of a good music show on the TV!

 

[angelofthenorth]

evening all

it's Friday... you know what that means?

oh yes, the chance of a good music show on the TV!

err... cracker jack

 

[snexxer]

cayenne pepper in coleslaw ... it's a taste sensation!!

Sounds yum, must try it.

honest, give it a go

Ok ok I've said I will.

on annual leave, doing "the" dance...oh yeah baby

In know that dance, oh wait, I do it every day.

err... cracker jack

Come on are you ready? Come on lets hear you shout
Its Crackerjack (Crackerjack!)
Crackerjack (Crackerjack!)
Join in with us on telly, that's what it's all about
Oh such a lovely word is Crackerjack!
Lumberjack? No!
Steeplejack? No!
Oh, Uncle Jack? No!
Crackerjack? Yeah!
Come on are you ready? And let me get you out
Oh such a lovely word is Crackerjack!

 

[angelofthenorth]

you need help

 

[snexxer]

you need help

Luv you too sis.
But honestly, yes I do. These jokes and cheekiness are a lot of hard work.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Luv you too sis.
But honestly, yes I do. These jokes and cheekiness are a lot of hard work.

and you've had a lot of practice

 

[deft]

That was a looooooooooooong day... but... maintenant enfin le week-end!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Evening all … finally the weekend!

 

[orangecurious]

nothing like a programme on witchcraft to start the weekend!

 

[snexxer]

nothing like a programme on witchcraft to start the weekend!

Ooo what program and where. Wanna see if my sis is on it.

 

[orangecurious]

Ooo what program and where. Wanna see if my sis is on it.

Lucy Worsley.... sadly, she doesn't go to Vardo

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Freeview guide suggests that she's doing the Scottish witches who purportedly whipped up a storm to drown the Queen.

 

[deft]

(Also... full disclosure... I'm not livin' it up weekend style just yet... I've started catching up on a long-awaited TV show which I won't name in case any of you miscreants spoil it... I am sure none of you will, but stranger things have happened on here...)

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ooh Stranger Things! D'ya know at the end there's.... Mmphhh...*Is suddenly taken down by something very heavy to the head.*

 

[orangecurious]

i know nothing of that show, i man, if i only could, i'd make a deal with god and spoil it

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've never seen it either. Not my cup of tea. Not enough guns, explosions, gratuitous violence and bucket loads of tits.

I'm a cultured ass.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I’ve not watched it either. Never really interested me but I know people rave about it.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

All those guns, explosions and violence are just taking up time which could be more productively used for nudity and sex.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

All those guns, explosions and violence are just taking up time which could be more productively used for nudity and sex.

Yes but I need the guns, explosions and violence to watch whilst I recover from all the nudity and sex.

I'm not as young as I used to be!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You should have been a racehorse; when they retire from competition they spend their older years at stud.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You should have been a racehorse; when they retire from competition they spend their older years at stud.

I like you.

Not every day me and the word "stud" are mentioned in the same breath.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You need some friendlier stable girls.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You need some friendlier stable girls.

Haha, that would be nice!

*Subtly shifts the blow-up doll under the bed with his foot.*

Let me know if any arrive will you? I'm going to hit the hay!

 

[Susurration]

Evening late night people .