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[Wand3rlust]

 

[deft]

It’s gonna be one of those days on here… tits, nuts, erections and DIY

 

[TiedbyChris]

Get the ladders out and put up Mistletoe.

Now there an old tradition that seems to have died off, or maybe it’s just a reflection on me!

 

[snexxer]

Morning all

Now there an old tradition that seems to have died off, or maybe it’s just a reflection on me!

It was banned at my last employers to even bring mistletoe into the building.

Because it represented a "misogynistic, sexist and r@pe culture".

Yet it was OK for one of the managers to "jokingly" give some people a dildo as a present one year.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Now there an old tradition that seems to have died off, or maybe it’s just a reflection on me!

Maybe you should wear some as a hat when you hit the supermarket...

 

[TiedbyChris]

Maybe you should wear some as a hat when you hit the supermarket...

Bing Bong
“This is a customer announcement - if the pervert in the frozen section doesn’t behave himself, we will call security to remove you from the store”

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Wakes up.* Who mentioned tits?!

 

[metrifonate]

https://www.birdspot.co.uk/british-tits

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

https://www.birdspot.co.uk/british-tits

Phwoarrrrr!!!

Keep going... I'm almost there... Almost....there...

 

[deft]

Phwoarrrrr!!!

Keep going... I'm almost there... Almost....there...

Would some boobies help finish you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[metrifonate]

Nobody mention the European shag.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*side eyes @orangecurious *

Is this why he likes birds so much?...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nobody mention the European shag.

I read that as European slag and wondered if we had met before

 

[Wand3rlust]

I read that as European slag and wondered if we had met before

Your reputation precedes you, milady.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Would some boobies help finish you?

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I passed out. They were just TOO much.

 

[metrifonate]

I read that as European slag and wondered if we had met before

Hang on wern't you.... ooop er nooo

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Nobody mention the European shag.

Hang on. Who's volunteering to give me a shag?

I hope they're female... Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers!

 

[metrifonate]

Hang on. Who's volunteering to give me a shag?

I hope they're female... Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers!

A big bird that smells of fish

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A big bird that smells of fish

Wouldn't be my worst shag.

 

[AmberLGreen]

A big bird that smells of fish

We have met

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We have met

And we need to!

Not for a shag, obvs.


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Unless...?

 

[metrifonate]

We have met

Whitstable 2005. You were after my cockles.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Whitstable 2005. You were after my cockles.

That was me. The local slags only go for the winkles. Fucking amateurs

 

[Cat]

Hmm.. no wild tits or boobies here .. this cute birdie had decided to spend the Sunday being lazy in my garden.