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[TiedbyChris]

Not with my knees!

Not with my BMI either!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Wand3rlust Please don’t say Bluewater !

Stalker.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Stalker.

OMG that’s a yes (to Bluewater not stalker).

Are you insane? That place drives me mad

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh ffs never mind a bigger bottle, I need two bottles

Well, if you’re already getting two bottles, it’s after 5 here now, so may I have some please?

 

[Wand3rlust]

OMG that’s a yes (to Bluewater not stalker).

Are you insane? That place drives me mad

I don't have to go again now....

 

[TiedbyChris]

Well, if you’re already getting two bottles, it’s after 5 here now, so may I have some please?

Let’s see how this first one goes ….. I’m sure we can sort something between us all

I don't have to go again now....

This is true but you didn’t have to go at all?

The very first time I went there, back in the day, I couldn’t find a parking space so turned for home without going in!

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's only 20 mins from me. I was in and out like a stealth ninja.

 

[deft]

It's only 20 mins from me. I was in and out like a stealth ninja.

But… you have to have a browse at Chrimbo!

 

[Wand3rlust]

But… you have to have a browse at Chrimbo!

No. Not you do not. Browsing is for November.

 

[deft]

No. Not you do not. Browsing is for November.

Coincidentally, that’s my birthday month. Whatcha getting me next year?

 

[cheekygirl75]

No. Not you do not. Browsing is for November.

The real ninjas order online for in store pick up… sometimes you even get to skip the lines that way!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Coincidentally, that’s my birthday month. Whatcha getting me next year?

An alarm set to remind you of my birthday.

You're welcome.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Ok - I’ve released the Baileys from the fridge so who wants one? Limited ice available and I promise the glasses are clean, it’s just dishwasher residue.

 

[deft]

Baileys in the fridge?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Baileys in the fridge?

Try it and live dangerously

 

[deft]

Try it and live dangerously

Christ, we’ll be queueing in pubs, next

 

[TiedbyChris]

Have you been to Wetherspoons?…..?

 

[deft]

Have you been to Wetherspoons?…..?

None of that shite in ‘Spoons oop north, lad

 

[TiedbyChris]

especially for the connoisseurs with the app and table service

 

[deft]

especially for the connoisseurs with the app and table service

We call them wools 'round here

 

[Wand3rlust]

You should keep Baileys in the fridge once opened. It stops the cream going off

 

[Wand3rlust]

especially for the connoisseurs with the app and table service

Just always make sure your app is set to the right spoons. And not the one down the road, where table 12 is enjoying an unexpected breakfast.

 

[deft]

Just always make sure your app is set to the right spoons. And not the one down the road, where table 12 is enjoying an unexpected breakfast.

There’s a game on FaceBore where people beg for drinks on the ‘Spoons app. Very amusing.

 

[TiedbyChris]

There’s a game on FaceBore where people beg for drinks on the ‘Spoons app. Very amusing.

It was funny to begin with when they got loads of weird drinks but now it’s a bit passé (if that’s a word that can ever be associated with ‘Spoons)

 

[Wand3rlust]

It was funny to begin with when they got loads of weird drinks but now it’s a bit passé (if that’s a word that can ever be associated with ‘Spoons)

Most spoons regulars would think that was some sort of meat product.