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I'm the same 😂
I have a sweet spot at pool... need a couple of drinks to find the game and do okay but too many and it all goes to 💩
Me and a mate use to play pool when we went out for a couple of pints, he was way better than me but when some old rock tracks would come on the juke box I'd be on fire until they ended then he'd beat me on the black
 
Well.. either your dating game is very strong.. or you need the blowjob machine.

No one gets left behind over here. 😉🙌🏻💕
The funniest thing I've seen in Denmark was on a toilet by the highway outside of Odense. Ther was a very (6") tv on the top of the urinoar that rolled commercials. So far understandable. But the commercial that cracked me up was "Do you have erection problems?"
Well, what do you think standing here having a piss!! :ROFLMAO:
 
👀 blowjob 😂
I'm good... but if there's anything more female oriented 😉

A blowjob, massage oil and a pregnancy test on the same shelf. That's new! :ROFLMAO:

Oh... Remind me to take more pictures next time, we get all the fun stuff! There were 5 shelves with "female intimate wellness" products.

And yup, it is a regular supermarket.

Personal and intimate wellness is important and should not be shameful. 🥰

My pervy license should be taken away - I completely missed the blowjob! (That’s what she said?)
 
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