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[TiedbyChris]

I’ve just remembered I’ve got an eye test tomorrow morning which will 100% lead to newer and stronger glasses.

Paying for a reminder of how fucking old I am.

Brilliant.

And pay extra for the super dooper eye scan thingy to show your aging bits in more detail!

 

[deft]

Morning all.

Mornin' sunshine

 

[PotNoodle79]

And pay extra for the super dooper eye scan thingy to show your aging bits in more detail!

Bargain, let’s do it

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Are you a dog sitter? I would love to get a pet (dog or cat) to take care of now that my sons don‘t need me anymore.

yep. house and dawg.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hangover. Bed. Send help. Coffee. Stat.

(Burying head in pillow)

Urgh.

Oh no!

Glass of warm beer and pickled herring coming right up!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Remember, Dogs have owners, Cats have slaves. Choose accordingly

cats are pointless, shitty-arse bastards - a view that some may find offensive, but...

 

[StrentWriter]

Oh no!

Glass of warm beer and pickled herring coming right up!!

Ta.

 

[TiedbyChris]

cats are pointless, shitty-arse bastards - a view that some may find offensive, but...

I think we may disagree on this point …. and don’t be surprised if something furry trips you up at the top of the stairs sometime soon

 

[TiedbyChris]

Oh no!

Glass of warm beer and pickled herring coming right up!!

Kill or Cure springs to mind

What about a multivitamin fizzy drink?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I think we may disagree on this point …. and don’t be surprised if something furry trips you up at the top of the stairs sometime soon

not a chance. the fuckers are soaked in piss from the super-soaker.

 

[TiedbyChris]

not a chance. the fuckers are soaked in piss from the super-soaker.

Be careful ….

 

[Anastasia1999]

Kill or Cure springs to mind

What about a multivitamin fizzy drink?

It actually works. A walk outside for some fresh air helps too. The multivitamin fizzy drink or bog-standard Lucozade is a good idea.

You‘d swear I was treating my own hangovers for a living

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fat coke and a fry up

 

[TiedbyChris]

Fat coke and a fry up

Is this an offer or a suggestion for hangovers?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Its a request.

 

[TiedbyChris]

I might be able to rustle up some cheesy toast at best …. must get to Tesco!