metrifonate
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Morning
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Get your rest, I know you are a busy person but rest is bestMorning.
And... More sleep is needed..![]()
Absolutely agree, my body clock on the other handMorning.
And... More sleep is needed..![]()
@Cat so good to hear from youMorning.
And... More sleep is needed..![]()
I’ll do the tea if someone does the Sarnies. Kettles on.Who's doing tea and bacon sarnies?
you're a couple of hours late...Who's doing tea and bacon sarnies?
They're easy!Morning.
One day I will learn to cook poached eggs.
Until then...
*waits, expectantly *
Only just woken up. I can do you some sausage.Tease.
I had a bet in my head that you’d say something like thatOnly just woken up. I can do you some sausage.
I'm a one-trick pony, to be honestI had a bet in my head that you’d say something like that
Morning Deft! Hope all’s well.
Join the herd! I’ve been compared to an Irish sports horse before.I'm a one-trick pony, to be honest![]()
you're a couple of hours late...
soz.
PervOnly just woken up. I can do you some sausage.
There’s nothing pervy about offering to feed you a hot, thick length of meat, surely?Perv
I need a bookies to take on these internal monologue bets, I’m about £50 up so far…There’s nothing pervy about offering to feed you a hot, thick length of meat, surely?