UK Online Directory. v9.

[jonnoback]

Hope your new job is going well!

So far as it’s Day 9 today thanks.

And I can submit timesheets now so will get paid at some point.

 

[Kat90xx]

Have you been watching I’m a celeb again?

Ooh not this one… should I be? Used to like the bushtrucker trial but reminds me too much of watching breakfast time at Spoons now!

 

[StrentWriter]

Morning sailors all hands on decks

Aye aye

 

[StrentWriter]

Yes, ma'am!

Oh, decks... sorry.

You missed an opportunity for “all hands on defts”

You’re welcome

 

[deft]

You missed an opportunity for “all hands on defts”

You’re welcome

Ah, dammit...

 

[F3x0r]

Morning everyone. Happy Thursday

 

[LucieLou007]

Morning, break and a Kit Kat, some customers ask the worst of questions. how am i to know what wine goes with meat

i dont even drink wine

 

[jonnoback]

Morning, break and a Kit Kat, some customers ask the worst of questions. how am i to know what wine goes with meat

i dont even drink wine

Ha!

Point them at this guy.
https://www.instagram.com/tomgilbeywine?igsh=MWx2dTh3bmI1ZGo0dQ==

 

[TiedbyChris]

Morning all. Sun is shining, coffee in cup, cat asleep on bed …. What to do?

 

[metrifonate]

Morning

 

[F3x0r]

Morning all. Sun is shining, coffee in cup, cat asleep on bed …. What to do?

if the cat is on the bed you must not move,, that's the rule isn't it?

 

[TiedbyChris]

if the cat is on the bed you must not move,, that's the rule isn't it?

One can move, but not in anyway that disturbs the feline, so contortion is normal

 

[masqurade]

Slides a full mug over the breakfast bar to you

Thanks for the coffee

 

[Cat]

if the cat is on the bed you must not move,, that's the rule isn't it?

One can move, but not in anyway that disturbs the feline, so contortion is normal

You two are very wise! Yup..

 

[deft]

You two are very wise! Yup..

But the cat, eventually, demands to play. Then all bets are off!

 

[metrifonate]

You two are very wise! Yup..

Unless it's Schrodinger's cat when when it's both on and off the bed in absence of an observation.

 

[Cat]

Unless it's Schrodinger's cat when when it's both on and off the bed in absence of an observation.

Ptsch... I am outside the box, right?

 

[Cogan]

Speaking of cats……..

 

[deft]

Ptsch... I am outside the box, right?

It's indeterminate... you're unobserved... I'm not looking... honest...

 

[metrifonate]

Ptsch... I am outside the box, right?

Of course

 

[Cat]

Speaking of cats……..

.... What? Since when did Pavlov know my cat?!

 

[MerryeMikee]

.... What? Since when did Pavlov know my cat?!

Probably from when he met Schrödinger

 

[Cogan]

.... What? Since when did Pavlov know my cat?!

I think most people that have lived with a cat nods in recognition.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Speaking of cats……..

Love this

 

[F3x0r]

Speaking of cats……..

Love a bit of Izzard.