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We're still whittling down the list of what to see; we'll probably stay south this time (within a couple hours of London). It'll be cathedrals and museums all day, with a big question mark for what to do after dinnner (besides that). Maybe Pop can tell me where in Oxford old farts like us aren't out of place.
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
Hi everyone,

No I didn't get it playing football Zuke, lol

Hope uyou all having good night so far :)

Your being a little bit coy over the origins of your injuries nem, hey if you dont want to tell us thats ok dont worry about it.
 
I got them from some guy who said I was hitting on his girlfriend,

What it was last Friday I was shopping and the bloke in question and his girlfriend were walking behind me, I went into a shop followed by them and held the door open for her and him like I always do,

Well, they left again just after me so I held the door and smiled, once outside I felt him grab my shoulder.

I turned round and he strated on at me about hitting on his girl cos I was holding the doors and smiling at her, I tried to tell him I wasn't and he punched me in the gut, I dropped to a knee and he kicked me in the ribs... leaving me with the cracked and brused ribs...

There you go Mark the whole story :)
 
hi me and the hubby was looking for some fun with ouher couples does any 1 replie to the threads and meet up?? in here .. our thread was uk couple by darkstar1041
 
DD dirty devil hi there and welcome to this thread,

I hope you find what you want :) and will post here alot more
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
I got them from some guy who said I was hitting on his girlfriend,

What it was last Friday I was shopping and the bloke in question and his girlfriend were walking behind me, I went into a shop followed by them and held the door open for her and him like I always do,

Well, they left again just after me so I held the door and smiled, once outside I felt him grab my shoulder.

I turned round and he strated on at me about hitting on his girl cos I was holding the doors and smiling at her, I tried to tell him I wasn't and he punched me in the gut, I dropped to a knee and he kicked me in the ribs... leaving me with the cracked and brused ribs...

There you go Mark the whole story :)

Thats what you get for being a gentleman these days, some people judge others by their own standards just dont let it stop you being a gent there arent many of us left in the world.
Welcome DD dirty devil your pics have being going down very well i have to say:rose:
 
Pengy said:

Ask for More....did it go into extra time...i thought footy was played over 90 mins? ;)

It is but we trained afterwards as well...this is just training before league starts in a couple of weeks!

Played table tennis tonight for the first time in ages....finally found a club to play after looking for ages, good fun!

And Champs league football this week....raaaar!
 
Nem, if I ever happen to meet that guy, I'll give him a sharp kick in the balls. Sounds like an idiot. Probably trying to give his manhood a boost in front of his girlfriend by acting like a thug. Yeah, we really go for the neanderthals these days. Okay, maybe some do in lit stories, but whatever. I think a good personality is way more important than fighting/brawling abilities. Although kung-fu is sexy. First screen crush on Jet Li, for me. Hee..

Welcome to DD dirty devil, hope you enjoy it around here.

Man, my brain is total MUSH. I had some strange experiences today... nothing sexual, but totally surprising (for me). Very, very surreal.

I also wrote a short story inspired by......RAIN. It was pouring down, and I started imagining a story, and I got home and just wrote. It's about 2000 words, and is about moving on, new beginnings, getting over first love etc.
 
Morning all

I see we genltemen are a dying breed.....I've got ya back Nem if you want some revenge. ;)....and i'm sure Marsipanne can pack a punch.

Hi DD, hope you stick around some.

Ask For More....i tried playing ping pong once.....kept losing sight of the ball, moves bloody quick!...anyway, to cut a long story short, i got my ass kicked.
 
Morning all, the sun is actually shining! what the hell is going on? "faints in shock"
 
Morning Mark197205, hows you?

you know i wonder what happened to the previous 197204 versions of you? Still not sorted out your AV i see. :D
 
BigJuicyBabe said:
eekkk pengy, that new av of yours is a bit scary!!

*hides under the duvet*

Sorry BJB, i think i over did the steroids a bit.
 
Pengy said:
Morning Mark197205, hows you?

you know i wonder what happened to the previous 197204 versions of you? Still not sorted out your AV i see. :D

LOL!! None of the previous models were quite up to scratch so they were terminated:rolleyes: seriously its something to do with my birthday tis all.
Yeah i DO need to get my AV sorted, yours is cool btw- superpengy!! your superhero alter ego. where did you get yours from?
 
mark197205 said:
LOL!! None of the previous models were quite up to scratch so they were terminated:rolleyes: seriously its something to do with my birthday tis all.
Yeah i DO need to get my AV sorted, yours is cool btw- superpengy!! your superhero alter ego. where did you get yours from?

Got mine from the Interweb...but its kinda easy when all your looking for is penguins!

you can use any picture really....just need to re-size it to 150x150 pixels or less.
 
mark197205 said:
LOL!! None of the previous models were quite up to scratch so they were terminated:rolleyes: seriously its something to do with my birthday tis all.
Yeah i DO need to get my AV sorted, yours is cool btw- superpengy!! your superhero alter ego. where did you get yours from?

Morning mark :)


if pengy's a superhero now, what colour tights do you think he wears? :p
 
BigJuicyBabe said:
Morning mark :)


if pengy's a superhero now, what colour tights do you think he wears? :p

He doesnt wear tights just black hold up stockings!!:D
 
Oh yes BJB, i'm all pumped up....especially after looking at your pics.

And i don't wear tights....not in public anyway! ;)
 
Pengy said:
Oh yes BJB, i'm all pumped up....especially after looking at your pics.

And i don't wear tights....not in public anyway! ;)


oohhh i could do with a bit of pumping ;) :p

*warning* BJB is in a rather crude mood this morning!!!
 
BigJuicyBabe said:
oohhh i could do with a bit of pumping ;) :p

*warning* BJB is in a rather crude mood this morning!!!

the cruder the better. ;)......wanna stroke my flipper?
 
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